"What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one."

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"What's funny is my husband doesn't have any tattoos at all, so he must be the very conservative one."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

Harold Ramis, American Actor

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"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

Alan Vega, American Musician

Funny, First, Man

"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

Ronny Cox, American Actor

Funny, Time, Audiences, Now

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

Funny, Life, People

"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Dying, Public

"I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy."

Dominic Chianese, American Actor

Funny, Character, Old

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

Charlie Sheen, American Actor

Funny, Focus, Sheep, Sleep

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

Ben Stiller, American Comedian

Funny, Time, Genius, Desire

"We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think."

Tony Hancock, British Comedian

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"It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room."

Richard Marx, American Musician

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"I was training more learning how to scuba dive which I'd never done which was really, really, really cool."

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"It's good to always do some sort of exercise."

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"I have a hard time retaining the lines. Even on set I make mistakes but I'm okay with that."

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"I worked with her on the second season of Dark Angel in Vancouver, one of my first real jobs."

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"Not being a comic book fan, being thrown into that and seeing the extreme - it's taken very seriously. So I tried to do as much learning as I could about it so I wasn't mean or anything."

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"I started walking at night with my sister in law which has been amazing. It really does something for you. It just kind of clears the mind, it just makes you feel better, things start to tighten a little bit."

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"Billy Crystal knows how to make people laugh. He's got 30 years on stage... there's no telling him what's funny."

"That's something - you laugh about Eminem... It's funny, man, because I didn't like him when he first came out, ya know. It seemed like a big joke. But I think the guy's for real, and I like his lyrics!"

"I found out a long time ago that if I didn't have a good story for a song, I could just make one up! Now it seems over half the stories in my show are made up. The funny thing is, those seem to be the ones that resonate the most with the audiences."

"Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh."

"I don't think the public is dying to see me necessarily be funny all the time."

"I had to audition for the part of Jnior, and I wanted the role terribly because I knew it was a great character. This guy is a wonderful, funny, mean old guy."

"But you can't focus on things that matter if all you've been is asleep for forty years. Funny how sleep rhymes with sheep. You know."

"Jim Carrey, a comic genius, has a harder time overcoming the public's desire for him to be funny simply because he's so good at it."

"We try to... we are, I suppose to a certain extent all affected and erm, that is both funny and sad I think."

"It's funny; Luther and I have written many songs together, but we've never written songs in the same room."

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"Everyone checks out my mom. My mom's hot."

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"I was training more learning how to scuba dive which I'd never done which was really, really, really cool."

"It's good to always do some sort of exercise."

"I have a hard time retaining the lines. Even on set I make mistakes but I'm okay with that."

"I worked with her on the second season of Dark Angel in Vancouver, one of my first real jobs."

"Not being a comic book fan, being thrown into that and seeing the extreme - it's taken very seriously. So I tried to do as much learning as I could about it so I wasn't mean or anything."

"I started walking at night with my sister in law which has been amazing. It really does something for you. It just kind of clears the mind, it just makes you feel better, things start to tighten a little bit."