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"You've baked a really lovely cake, but then you've used dog shit for frosting."
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"If it weren't for the last minute nothing would get done."
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"When you love someone, you don't care that she ate your sandwich. You only hope she found it delicious."
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"Some kleptomaniacs do not steal things only; they also, while some only, steal lovers."
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"You know, Aunt Tasha makes jokes about how youE1d actually be a better queen than the others, except sometimes . . . I donE1t think sheE1s joking."
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"A tie is what you get after ice cubes have wrestled with hot water."
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"Your party kicked so much ass!Even though you suck so much! It's like, instead of blood, your heart pumps liquid suck! But thanks for the beer!"
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"Some people make spectacles of themselves with a couple of glasses."
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"Everyone has a sense of humor. If you don't laugh at jokes, you probably laugh at opinions."
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"Milk is the only juice in a world of cows."
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"It's not that I really cheat at golf. I play for my health and a low score makes me feel better."
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"Apple's market share is bigger than BMW's or Mercedes's or Porsche's in the automotive market. What's wrong with being BMW or Mercedes?"
Business
"I'm as proud of many of the things we haven't done as the things we have done. Innovation is saying no to a thousand things."
Innovation
"Your work is going to fill a large part of your life, and the only way to be truly satisfied is to do what you believe is great work."
Career
"Computers themselves, and software yet to be developed, will revolutionize the way we learn."
Technology
"Stay hungry, stay foolish."
Motivation
"Things don't have to change the world to be important."
Significance
"Let's go invent tomorrow instead of worrying about what happened yesterday."
Futurism
"It's not the tools that you have faith in. Tools are just tools. They work, or they don't work. It's people you have faith in or not."
Trust
"Your time is limited, so don't waste it living someone else's life."
Life
"One more thing..."
Knowledge
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