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"If all the cars in the United States were placed end to end, it would probably be Labor Day Weekend."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"I have a great husband, great parents and in-laws, and I have help with a nanny. It's not easy, but there are others who do it every day and don't have a high-profile job as I do."
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"I had a one day slip, Matt. So what do you do? You get up and you go on, and you try not to do it again."
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"When someone is impatient and says, "I haven't got all day," I always wonder, How can that be? How can you not have all day?"
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"If you haven't found something strange during the day, it hasn't been much of a day."
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"The first day of shooting I walk up to Christopher Walken, and I said, Should I call you Mr. Walken or Chris? He goes, "Call me Flash.""
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"He who closes his eyes sees nothing, even in the full light of day."
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"I want to be a Texan 24 hours a day."
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"As long as you live keep smiling because it brightens everybody's day."
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"A true friend is one who overlooks your failures and tolerates your success!"
Friendship
"Instead of giving a politician the keys to the city, it might be better to change the locks."
Change
"A pun is the lowest form of humor, unless you thought of it yourself."
Humor
"Establishing goals is all right if you don't let them deprive you of interesting detours."
Goal
"Life expectancy would grow by leaps and bounds if green vegetables smelled as good as bacon."
Life
"Sometimes opportunity knocks, but most of the time it sneaks up and then quietly steals away."
Time
"The surprising thing about young fools is how many survive to become old fools."
Fool
"The world is full of people looking for spectacular happiness while they snub contentment."
Happiness
"A lot of people mistake a short memory for a clear conscience."
Mistake
"The cat could very well be man's best friend but would never stoop to admitting it."
Friendship
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