"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."

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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."

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"But ya have to make videos in the States. Usually ours just look too serious. We haven't got it together."

Evan Dando, American Musician

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"But, if you believe we should go around the world overturning regimes to make little United States, I don't agree with that, because I don't think we're capable of doing that."

Brent Scowcroft, American Public Servant

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"Although China and United States are competitors, China and the United States are indeed partners in trade."

Zhu Rongji, Chinese Statesman

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"Especially today, given the tight fiscal situation that many States and localities face, the use of transportation facilities that pay for themselves without additional Federal funding is essential."

Michael Burgess, British Celebrity

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"The state is not abolished, it withers away."

Friedrich Engels, German Philosopher

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"Yesterday the flame of the Olympic torch was carried through our great state on its way to Salt Lake City."

Jane D. Hull, American Politician

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"I am the state."

Louis XIV, French Royalty

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"No, the United States does not target civilians."

Douglas Feith, American Public Servant

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"Yet thousands of slaves throughout the southern states are thus handed over by the masters who own them to masters who do not; and it does not require much demonstration to prove that their estate is not always the more gracious."

Fanny Kemble, English Actress

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"When the students were killed at Kent State, the cast voted to do a demonstration from the stage, and I abstained."

Holly Near, American Musician

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"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

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"But ya have to make videos in the States. Usually ours just look too serious. We haven't got it together."

"But, if you believe we should go around the world overturning regimes to make little United States, I don't agree with that, because I don't think we're capable of doing that."

"Although China and United States are competitors, China and the United States are indeed partners in trade."

"Especially today, given the tight fiscal situation that many States and localities face, the use of transportation facilities that pay for themselves without additional Federal funding is essential."

"The state is not abolished, it withers away."

"Yesterday the flame of the Olympic torch was carried through our great state on its way to Salt Lake City."

"I am the state."

"No, the United States does not target civilians."

"Yet thousands of slaves throughout the southern states are thus handed over by the masters who own them to masters who do not; and it does not require much demonstration to prove that their estate is not always the more gracious."

"When the students were killed at Kent State, the cast voted to do a demonstration from the stage, and I abstained."

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"If you can laugh together, you can work together."

"A graduation ceremony is an event where the commencement speaker tells thousands of students dressed in identical caps and gowns that 'individuality' is the key to success."

"Older people shouldn't eat health food, they need all the preservatives they can get."

"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."

"Inflation is the crabgrass in your savings."

"Planned obsolescence is not really a new concept. God used it with people."

"Quit worrying about your health. It will go away."

"Love is so confusing - you tell a girl she looks great and what's the first thing you do? Turn out the lights!"

"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."