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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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"When the Oakies left Oklahoma and moved to California, it raised the I.Q. of both states."
"Gray Davis can run a dirty campaign better than anyone, but he can't run a state."
"There's usually a rhythm and a melody in my head, and that creates an emotional state."
"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"
"If I knew I couldn't win races, I would have stayed in the States."
"You could have 50 different states having 50 different regulations... until they were all litigated out."
"I did have a big following in the upper New York area. I was at the New York State Fair a few times over the years. I have areas that I say are my areas."
"Yesterday the flame of the Olympic torch was carried through our great state on its way to Salt Lake City."
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"Sometimes I get the feeling the whole world is against me, but deep down I know that's not true. Some of the smaller countries are neutral."
"Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not there, I go to work."
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
"Every speaker has a mouth; An arrangement rather neat. Sometimes it's filled with wisdom. Sometimes it's filled with feet."
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