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"Illegal aliens have always been a problem in the United States. Ask any Indian."
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"When the students were killed at Kent State, the cast voted to do a demonstration from the stage, and I abstained."
"Even if you go to Australia today, it's very much like visiting a state you haven't been to."
"The secession of the Southern States, individually or in the aggregate, was the certain consequence of Mr. Lincoln's election."
"I was named Beekeeper of the Year by the Florida State Beekeeping Association."
"Yet thousands of slaves throughout the southern states are thus handed over by the masters who own them to masters who do not; and it does not require much demonstration to prove that their estate is not always the more gracious."
"I knew that I could be more creative onstage, to state my own case and deliver my own interpretation of the role much more aggressively than in the recording studio."
"Yesterday the flame of the Olympic torch was carried through our great state on its way to Salt Lake City."
"By and large the United States has been able to resist the temptation to close its doors to the world."
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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."
"More than ever before, Americans are suffering from back problems: back taxes, back rent, back auto payments."
"Washington is a place where politicians don't know which way is up and taxes don't know which way is down."
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