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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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"Better one's House be too little one day than too big all the Year after."
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"So foul and fair a day I have not seen."
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"It's not what you do once in a while, it's what you do day in and day out that makes the difference."
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Personal Development
"Don't look forward to the day you stop suffering, because when it comes you'll know you're dead."
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"We want to shut down the day laborer site. This day laborer site undermines and violates federal immigration law, and it can't go forward."
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Personal Development
"Sometimes I'm uncomfortable with the level of fame I've got! It all depends on the day and what's going on. I don't desire any more fame. I don't need it."
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Personal Development
"I'm not a person that's walkin' down the street looking mean all day."
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"I know a doctor who can give you a shot and you'll get over that cold you've got and get better in a day."
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"There is a healthy fraternal rivalry, but nothing serious and we both have been looking for a project to do together. I guess he may direct me in a project some day."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"An onion can make people cry but there's never been a vegetable that can make people laugh."
People
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
Ignorance
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
People
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government
"I have a scheme for stopping war. It's this - no nation is allowed to enter a war till they have paid for the last one."
War
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