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"The tank, the submarine, the torpedo, the machine-gun, even the rifle and the hand grenade are still in use."

"I've been to war, and it's not easy to kill. It's bloody and messy and totally horrifying, and the consequences are serious."

"Why have we built warships to bring home peace?"
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"I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end."

"As for Tenacious D, of course it could work as a full length movie; all it requires is a great writer and great director with an ability to think outside of conventional film comedy."

"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."

"It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."

"We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins."

"I love doing stuff with Todd Barry and Jon Benjamin. We give the stage to good bands and funny people."

"In New York there isn't that weird palpable competitive thing where it's friendly but everyone isn't trying to top one another with jokes when you're just hanging around."
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