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"His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum."
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"His mouth had been used as a latrine by some small creature of the night, and then as its mausoleum."
Night
"Sex is a momentary itch, love never lets you go."
Love
"One of the great benefits of organised religion is that you can be forgiven your sins, which must be a wonderful thing. I mean, I carry my sins around with me, there's nobody there to forgive them."
Religion
"Self criticism must be my guide to action, and the first rule for its employment is that in itself it is not a virtue, only a procedure."
Action
"It was no wonder that people were so horrible when they started life as children."
Life
"Laziness has become the chief characteristic of journalism, displacing incompetence."
Laziness
"It is no wonder that people are so horrible when they start their life as children."
Life
"Outside every fat man there was an even fatter man trying to close in."
Man
"No wonder people are so horrible when they start life as children."
Life
"If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing."
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"The night creeps in by subtle degrees while a show of fierce colors attracts and distracts me. I look up, suddenly aware of remote lights scattered overhead. I gasp as the last streak of fire dies on the horizon, and I comprehend it all too late. That crafty, dark night has swallowed my world whole."
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"I can find in my undergraduate classes, bright students who do not know that the stars rise and set at night, or even that the Sun is a star."
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"The night I announced I was getting married, Daddy paced for hours on the porch."
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"I wasn't really qualified to be on Saturday Night Live - I'm not like an impressionist or anything."
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"Making sleep happen is a must - anytime, anywhere, from a plane to a train to an automobile. Ideally, I like to get eight to ten hours a night, though I'll take it broken up in two segments if I have to."
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"The one thing I could do was voices and impersonations and weird characters, and there was really no call for that, except on Saturday Night Live."
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"I was working at this club in downtown L.A. from four to eight at night, just Eddie Rubin, the drummer, and I."
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"Late night television is ready for someone like me... standards have gone to an all-time low."
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"Yes, beef is what was for dinner last night. Tonight it will be my dinner, and it will continue to be."
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"Most of those mocking us and our works night after night have not reached the point of suggesting we are going to use those weapons. They are pretty useless right now."
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