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"I have known lots of adults who enjoyed similar enthusiasms as a kid and weren't encouraged and then didn't go anywhere with it and so they're unhappy in their jobs as adults."
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"Most employees are smarter than their employers. All employers are braver than their employees."
"To some people, employment is a distraction. To all entertainers, distraction is employment."
"Employment frees man from the nightmare of unemployment, while it chains him to his employer's dream."
"An employee is sheep. His employer is the shepherd. His salary is grass."
"The employed are punished by having to do what they do not love. The self-employed are punished by the opposite."
"Employee' is a label given to a creature that could not hold on to its dream."
"The world has changed, and it's almost been 11 years. I have 975 employees. I have six restaurants. We haven't opened any new ones in almost three years."
"Creating new jobs for Pennsylvanians continues to be my highest priority throughout the Commonwealth."
"I made the mistake of using my earned sick time at the W. M. Keck Observatory for essential surgery. When I returned to work the management team demanded my resignation numerous times, citing my essential surgery as a reason. The W. M. Keck Observatory taught me that using earned sick time in the USA may put your future employment at significant risk."
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"Almost everything in 'A Day With Wilbur Robinson' has some basis in truth. And yes, my sister did pay me to feed her grapes while she talked to her boyfriend on the phone."
"And I was lucky enough to have teachers that really, really looked out for me and really encouraged all that. And in rural Louisiana, that was a rare thing back then."
"I raised frogs every spring in our house from tadpoles and by end of summer our house was overrun with frogs."
"And they're also very good at math, these super boogers, and so they teach Billy the ways of mathematics."
"The first book I ever wrote was in fourth grade and it was called 'Billy's Booger.' It was an autobiographical piece about a kid who was really bad at math."
"I've always liked getting away with just a little bit of what you're not supposed to. Like my first book, Billy's Booger, got me in trouble with the principal's office."
"You know, I hate to give advice because my life has been so odd that almost nothing that's happened to me can apply."
"So if you're a robot and you're living on this planet, you can do things that you can't do in real life - things that you wished you could do: like fly; like have a car that flies; like have furniture that is alive."
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