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"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
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"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
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"I am not handsome, but when women hear me play, they come crawling to my feet."
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"It's a complicated set of opinions that women bring to the voting booth."
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"I think a woman gets more if she acts feminine."
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"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
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"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
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"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
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"The women I killed were filth - bastard prostitutes who were littering the streets. I was just cleaning up the place a bit."
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"Women were freed from positive duties when they could not perform them, but not when they could."
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"So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny."
Funny

"I like being small - I've known so many women with big boobs who feel overweight or end up with back problems."
Woman

"My acting is still being recognized for the fact that I wasn't nominated."
Acting

"I think what destroys Hollywood marriages is our work schedule, not so much infidelity."
Work

"To be with the same person for the rest of your life just sounds so drab."
Life

"I'll talk about my Tony all day long."
Day

"I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself."
Men

"You can't have a relationship when you're shooting a 14-hour day and your husband is shooting a 14-hour day in the same city. It's a time thing and it's a together thing."
Time

"I've always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farmer nurtures; he watches things grow."
Want

"There's no amount of money that would make me decide something for a career."
Money
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