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"I got this powdered water - now I don't know what to add."
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"A durable, long-term U.S.-China strategic relationship is even more important now than in previous decades. The relationship will continue to grow and prosper to the mutual benefit of all peoples."
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"I can feel a cold coming on right now, so I am going to start using collodial silver again."
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"The West is now closed."
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"Yeah, I kinda still get nervous sometimes now."
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"I have lost everything, and I am so poor now that I really cannot afford to let anything worry me."
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"Now I know what a statesman is; he's a dead politician. We need more statesmen."
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"I was involved with the Batman. There are two sides to every story. Now you've heard my side."
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"Segregation now, segregation tomorrow and segregation forever!"
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"Now comes the reign of iron."
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"There's a saying, 'It's easy to write songs, but very difficult to write great songs.' I'm going through that right now."
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"I was trying to daydream, but my mind kept wandering."
Mind
"I think God's going to come down and pull civilization over for speeding."
God
"My theory of evolution is that Darwin was adopted."
Evolution
"I went to the bank and asked to borrow a cup of money. They said, "What for?" I said, "I'm going to buy some sugar.""
Money
"Everywhere is within walking distance if you have the time."
Time
"I saw a bank that said "24 Hour Banking," but I don't have that much time."
Time
"I went to the museum where they had all the heads and arms from the statues that are in all the other museums."
Museums
"If you shoot at mimes, should you use a silencer?"
Mimes
"When I die, I'm leaving my body to science fiction."
Science
"I was walking down the street wearing glasses when the prescription ran out."
Walking
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