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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
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"Had I been in Toronto, I would certainly have been killed in this attack. In the room where I normally sleep, the flames and the smoke and the soot is such that the gases would have killed me."
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"Standards are a little crazy these days. I think that, when you go to sleep, as long as you're happy with the way you are and the way you look, that's the most important thing. I think it's an internal thing. As long as you feel good with who you are and comfortable with what you're wearing, but not if that's the most important thing."
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"If only God would give me some clear sign! Like making a large deposit in my name at a Swiss bank."
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