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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
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"I had a migraine for about seven or eight straight days, and I was unable to sleep most nights."
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"When I'm trying to go to sleep and there are little noises, like a clock ticking or a fan squeaking, it drives me completely insane."
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"Thou driftest gently down the tides of sleep."
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"Standards are a little crazy these days. I think that, when you go to sleep, as long as you're happy with the way you are and the way you look, that's the most important thing. I think it's an internal thing. As long as you feel good with who you are and comfortable with what you're wearing, but not if that's the most important thing."
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"A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep."
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"Sleep is the most innocent creature there is and a sleepless manthe most guilty."
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"Because I sleep with him he asked me to audition, you know?"
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"There would be nights when I would wake up and couldn't get back to sleep. So I would go downstairs and write. The staff had a pool going on how many pages of typing I would bring in here in the morning."
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"I don't even like to sleep - I feel as if there's too much to do."
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"I was nauseous and tingly all over. I was either in love or I had smallpox."
Love
"I don't think my parents liked me. They put a live teddy bear in my crib."
Parenting
"The food here is terrible, and the portions are too small."
Food
"My one regret in life is that I am not someone else."
Life
"Students achieving Oneness will move on to Twoness."
Education
"I have bad reflexes. I was once run over by a car being pushed by two guys."
Car
"Why does man kill? He kills for food. And not only food: frequently there must be a beverage."
Food
"If my films make one more person miserable, I'll feel I have done my job."
Job
"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
Existence
"Harvard makes mistakes too, you know. Kissinger taught there."
Mistake
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