"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"

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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"

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"There would be nights when I would wake up and couldn't get back to sleep. So I would go downstairs and write. The staff had a pool going on how many pages of typing I would bring in here in the morning."

Harold H. Greene, American Judge

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"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."

Olive Schreiner, South African Writer

Sleep, Will, Southafrican

"I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking."

Dorothy Parker, American Poet

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"But let them sleep, Lord, and me mourn a space."

John Donne, British Poet

Sleep, Space

"That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep."

Aldous Huxley, English Novelist

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"The poet knows himself only on the condition that things resound in him, and that in him, at a single awakening, they and he come forth together out of sleep."

Jacques Maritain, French Philosopher

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"The mind is in a sad state when Sleep, the all-involving, cannot confine her spectres within the dim region of her sway, but suffers them to break forth, affrighting this actual life with secrets that perchance belong to a deeper one."

Nathaniel Hawthorne, American Novelist

Sleep, Mind, Fear, Imagination

"A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep."

W. H. Auden, English Poet

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"I'll sleep when I'm dead."

Warren Zevon, American Musician

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"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."

Evan Davis, British Economist

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"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."

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"Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

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"When I was kidnapped, my parents snapped into action. They rented out my room."

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"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."

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"There would be nights when I would wake up and couldn't get back to sleep. So I would go downstairs and write. The staff had a pool going on how many pages of typing I would bring in here in the morning."

"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."

"I find her anecdotes more efficacious than sheep-counting, rain on a tin roof, or alanol tablets.... you will find me and Morpheus, off in a corner, necking."

"But let them sleep, Lord, and me mourn a space."

"That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep."

"The poet knows himself only on the condition that things resound in him, and that in him, at a single awakening, they and he come forth together out of sleep."

"The mind is in a sad state when Sleep, the all-involving, cannot confine her spectres within the dim region of her sway, but suffers them to break forth, affrighting this actual life with secrets that perchance belong to a deeper one."

"A professor is someone who talks in someone else's sleep."

"I'll sleep when I'm dead."

"Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in."

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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."

"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."

"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."

"Maugham then offers the greatest advice anyone could give to a young author: "At the end of an interrogation sentence, place a question mark. You'd be surprised how effective it can be."

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"When we played softball, I'd steal second base, feel guilty and go back."

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"Another good thing about being poor is that when you are seventy your children will not have you declared legally insane in order to gain control of your estate."

"Sex is the most fun you can have without laughing."