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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
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"Sleep!May be you will wake up tomorrow and find that things never changed, the apocalypse never happened, and everything's fine, normal, at home.Or may be you will wake up tomorrow and find that things have changed, for the better, the apocalypse is over and there's light, hope and a new home.Sleep, you crazy soul, just sleep."
"That we are not much sicker and much madder than we are is due exclusively to that most blessed and blessing of all natural graces, sleep."
"Had I been in Toronto, I would certainly have been killed in this attack. In the room where I normally sleep, the flames and the smoke and the soot is such that the gases would have killed me."
"When I'm trying to go to sleep and there are little noises, like a clock ticking or a fan squeaking, it drives me completely insane."
"I don't even like to sleep - I feel as if there's too much to do."
"You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!"
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"There's nothing like the discovery of an unknown work by a great thinker to set the intellectual community atwitter and cause academics to dart about like those things one sees when looking at a drop of water under a microscope."
"There are worse things in life than death. Have you ever spent an evening with an insurance salesman?"
"The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going to make fun of you."
"I just can't listen to any more Wagner, you know...I'm starting to get the urge to conquer Poland."
"The talent for being happy is appreciating and liking what you have, instead of what you don't have."
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