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"I want to tell you a terrific story about oral contraception. I asked this girl to sleep with me and she said 'No.'"
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"In troubled times, one wishes for a sound sleep more than usual, but on the contrary, realizing its amplified importance, sleep smugly impedes all attempts to woo it."
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"If you're going to do something tonight that you'll be sorry for tomorrow morning, sleep late."
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"I used to sleep nude - until the earthquake."
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"We were equals once when we lay new-born babes on our nurse's knees. We will be equal again when they tie up our jaws for the last sleep."
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"I'd sleep under a Vermeer."
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"It wasn't always easy getting up at 5 o'clock in the morning to go to the rink. Sometimes I wanted to just go back to sleep."
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"You can sleep with a blonde, you can sleep with a brunette, but you'll never get any sleep with a redhead!"
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"Sleep like you can never be deadDream as if you have a soul inside your head."
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"I would rather sleep in a bathroom than in another hotel."
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"Laugh and the world laughs with you, snore and you sleep alone."
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"Having sex is like bridge. If you don't have a good partner, you'd better have a good hand."
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"What if nothing exists and we're all in somebody's dream?"
Dream
"I hate reality but it's still the best place to get a good steak."
Life
"I am going to give my psychoanalyst one more year then I'm going to Lourdes."
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"Right now it's only a notion, but I think I can get the money to make it into a concept, and later turn it into an idea."
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"I believe people ought to mate for life...like pigeons or Catholics."
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"I am thankful for laughter, except when milk comes out of my nose."
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"Eternal nothingness is fine if you happen to be dressed for it."
Existence
"Bisexuality immediately doubles your chances for a date on Saturday night."
Night
"You can live to be a hundred if you give up all the things that make you want to live to be a hundred."
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