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"Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets."
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"When all the girls were getting all made up and getting into all that girl stuff in junior high I was out playing softball or touch football with the guys."
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"Al Michaels is a good announcer. I think Keith Jackson is a terrific announcer. I always loved him on Monday Night Football. I never understood why they got rid of him."
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"No, I'm not a lager lout either. I think you have to be a massive football fan to be a lager lout."
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"But my biggest passion is football."
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"Football players win football games."
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"Football is a fertility festival. Eleven sperm trying to get into the egg. I feel sorry for the goalkeeper."
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"We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world."
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"This is a game, first and foremost. There was only one Vince Lombardi, and he died."
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"I remember playing football dressed in peculiar costumes with some friends in France and laughing so hard we couldn't even stand up, let alone kick the ball."
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"Trying to take the credit for Jamie Carragher and Steven Gerrard, who had been at the club since they were eight. Can you believe it? I can't."
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"The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him."
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"Complainant received immediate lacerations of the credibility."
Credibility
"Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood."
People
"Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage."
Men
"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."
Drink
"Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks."
Language
"The professional arsonist builds vacant lots for money."
Money
"Rage is the only quality which has kept me, or anybody I have ever studied, writing columns for newspapers."
Quality
"If a man, for private profit, tears at the public news, does so with the impatience of one who thinks he actually owns the news you get, it is against the national interest."
Impatience
"Media, the plural of mediocrity."
Media
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