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"Football is a game designed to keep coal miners off the streets."
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"I'm on the cover of the lingerie football swimsuit calendar this year."

"I don't know much about football but everyone seems to say that it is all about possession."

"As long as I own this football team and long after I'm gone, they will always be the Washington Redskins."

"I was 15, and the years of hard swimming had packed muscle on my frame and made me very strong. Not as strong as a football player, but strong enough to inflict heavy damage."

"We've got our football where no one wears anything and the guys are in little shorts and they beat the crap out of each other, and they can catch it and they can kick it, and it's the only place it's played in the world."

"Because I was small, I was getting the hell kicked out of me playing football."

"I'm more akin to football than I think anything else because that's what I played in high school."
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"Those of Manhattan are the brokers on Wall Street and they talk of people who went to the same colleges; those from Queens are margin clerks in the back offices and they speak of friends who live in the same neighborhood."

"Speaks cheerful English and in the past has written this language with a paintbrush that talks."

"The first funeral for Andrew Goodman was at night and it was a lot of work. To begin with they had to kill him."

"Why something in the public interest such as television news can be fought over, like a chain of hamburger stands, eludes me."

"When you stop drinking, you have to deal with this marvelous personality that started you drinking in the first place."

"Politics, where fat, bald, disagreeable men, unable to be candidates themselves, teach a president how to act on a public stage."
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