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"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
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"I have two children. I have a daughter 29, and a daughter four. They are 25 years apart, so you speak about generations and I must tell you, I have a philosophy and that is every 25 years I'm going to sire another child."
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"I'm concerned about the insidious influence of the media's bad messages that undermine the lessons parents try to instill in their sons and daughters."
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"I may be boring, but it would be to wake up by my dog and then my daughter."
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"I'm so lucky to be in a situation that I can always have my daughter with me."
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"But my middle daughter, Kate, is very involved in martial arts, and I was just at one of her competitions."
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"I don't mind talking about my two daughters, but I don't feel comfortable denying them their privacy."
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"It wasn't my intention in going after this part but I suppose now I do. The adult roles are a lot meatier - you're not always just the daughter or the girlfriend or whatever."
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"Right now, my daughter's just rolling her eyes at everything I do; I'm just an embarrassment."
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"All that remains is the faces and the names of the wives and the sons and the daughters."
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"My daughter is here in town doing a play, and her dog is staying with us. We live up in the hills, so he has access to thousands of acres of wilderness."
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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
Father
"Now, it's true I married my wife for her looks... but not the ones she's been givin' me lately."
Wife
"You might be a redneck if... the blue book value of your truck goes up and down depending on how much gas it has in it."
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"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
Family
"If your working television sits on top of your non-working television, you might be a redneck."
Television
"Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?"
People
"I refuse to this day to do e-mail because everybody I know that does it, it takes another two or three hours a day. I don't want to give two or three more hours away."
Day
"My father-in-law gets up at 5 o'clock in the morning and watches the Discovery Channel. I don't know why there's this big rush to do this."
Father
"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."
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"You moon the wrong person at an office party and suddenly you're not 'professional' any more."
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