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"I turned down a movie this summer because it was nine weeks in Vancouver and my oldest daughter is 14. I've got four more summers with her. I'm not giving away nine weeks of her summer to go do a silly movie."
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"As long as a woman can look ten years younger than her own daughter, she is perfectly satisfied."
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"It is commercial pop that the majority of people understand. A working man's daughter would not understand blues."
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"My daughter is wonderful and incredibly well behaved. I am very lucky. She will always be my priority."
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"For Ryan's Daughter I used a total of eight harps, something that was, at least, weird."
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"Don't tell your kids you had an easy birth or they won't respect you. For years I used to wake up my daughter and say, 'Melissa you ripped me to shreds. Now go back to sleep.'."
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"When it was over my daughter said, 'Oh, I felt so sorry for him - he didn't want to hurt you, he liked you.' That was Victoria. When you visualize him up there on top of the Empire State Building, you do feel sorry for him."
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"The main cause of my difficulties stemmed from the tragedy of my daughter's unsound birth and my inability to face my feelings."
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"The only truly anonymous donor is the guy who knocks up your daughter."
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"My daughters have grown up knowing all about my kidnapping and the case and what happened."
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"You're freaked out that you're going to be having a child, and once you're looking after your daughter, it's the most beautiful thing in the world."
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"My wife is so analytical with raising kids, and I am not. My feeling is if they turn out good, then that means I was a good daddy and put a lot of effort into it. If they turn out bad, it means they took after her side of the family."
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"If you ever start feeling like you have the goofiest, craziest, most dysfunctional family in the world, all you have to do is go to a state fair. Because five minutes at the fair, you'll be going, 'you know, we're alright. We are dang near royalty.'"
Family
"Find something in life that you love doing. If you make a lot of money, that's a bonus, and if you don't, you still won't hate going to work."
Life
"It's hard to think of yourself as a loser at 2 years old."
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"Have you ever seen people so ugly that you have to get someone else to verify it?"
People
"The more excited the rooster gets, the higher his voice goes. He's got a little bit of a Barney Fife quality to him."
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"Being a comedian, people tell me stuff they shouldn't tell their therapist."
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"The stuff that made me mad 20 years ago doesn't really make me mad any more."
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"I know God is real."
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"I have never been jealous. Not even when my dad finished fifth grade a year before I did."
Father
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