"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors."

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"Most people repent their sins by thanking God they ain't so wicked as their neighbors."

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"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

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"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

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C. S. Lewis, British Author

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"I learned that the purpose of the Twelve Steps is to do the will of God."

Keith Miller, American Author

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"If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes."

George Muller, English Clergyman

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"I hope in God, I pray on, and look yet for the answer. They are not converted yet, but they will be."

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Oscar Wilde, Irish Dramatist

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"We were constantly hearing it repeated, that we must never again look upon ourselves as our own; but must remember, that we were solemnly and irrevocably devoted to God."

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"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

"I learned that the purpose of the Twelve Steps is to do the will of God."

"If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes."

"I hope in God, I pray on, and look yet for the answer. They are not converted yet, but they will be."

"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers."

"We were constantly hearing it repeated, that we must never again look upon ourselves as our own; but must remember, that we were solemnly and irrevocably devoted to God."

"God always gives His best to those who leave the choice with him."

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"I have lived in this world just long enough to look carefully the second time into things that I am most certain of the first time."

"Reason often makes mistakes, but conscience never does."

"Wisdom has never made a bigot, but learning has."

"About the most originality that any writer can hope to achieve honestly is to steal with good judgment."

"I think when the full horror of being fifty hits you, you should stay home and have a good cry."

"There's a lot of people in this world who spend so much time watching their health that they haven't the time to enjoy it."

"Money will buy a pretty good dog, but it won't buy the wag of his tail."