"I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny."

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"I'll think of the idea and then I'll write something down, then within that there will be a joke or two which is the original thing which I thought was funny."

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"I'd be curious to find out, but I don't think people in the entertainment industry are proportionally more or less serious politically than anyone in the landscaping industry."

People

"I lived in LA for almost nine years and if I never went back there again it would be fine."

Years

"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."

Country

"Besides if people really want to support the troops they would vote democrat."

People

"I remember being a kid and the Vietnam War was huge and looking at Watergate."

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"Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush."

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"My biggest problem is retaining the exact information."

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"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."

Hate

"I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end."

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