"I like children - fried."

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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

George Bernard Shaw, Irish Dramatist

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P. J. O'Rourke, American Comedian

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"The capitalist class shoots down mothers and children. It stops at nothing, no matter how monstrous, to prevent the organization of the workers."

Ella R. Bloor, American Political Activist

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"You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually."

Cate Blanchett, Australian Actress

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"After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise."

Shirley Jones, American Actress

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"The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the same guy. My children don't hate me."

Brenda Lee, American Musician

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"I do very well three things: my job, stupidities and children."

Alain Delon, French Actor

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"Look Beyond Motherhood and Parenting, Focus on the uniqueness of every Child."

Jaachynma N.E. Agu, Nigerian Author

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"Children make you a better everything. Daughters open up a whole different sensibility to you. When you have children, it focuses you on them as opposed to on yourself."

Andy Garcia, American Actor

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"I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school."

Jonathan Brandis, American Actor

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"Youth is a wonderful thing. What a crime to waste it on children."

"You know your children are growing up when they stop asking you where they came from and refuse to tell you where they're going."

"The capitalist class shoots down mothers and children. It stops at nothing, no matter how monstrous, to prevent the organization of the workers."

"You know you've made it when you've been moulded in miniature plastic. But you know what children do with Barbie dolls - it's a bit scary, actually."

"After I won the Oscar, my salary doubled, my friends tripled, my children became more popular at school, my butcher made a pass at me, and my maid hit me up for a raise."

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"I attended a very small junior high and specially in the end that became a disaster. The principal was pretty senile and a drunk, so the children more or less runned the school."

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