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W. C. Fields

"I like children - fried."

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"I like children - fried."

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"It eats you up. It eats you up. And you have to - I had a lot of help. I had a lot of therapy. And I was able to - because it was hard, you know, to - you can't just lay it on friends and children."

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"I am writing my second novel for children for Simon and Schuster."

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"Having children is what a woman is born for, really."

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"Is adult entertainment killing our children? or is killing our children entertaining our adults?"

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"Never raise your hand to your children - it leaves your midsection unprotected."

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"My biggest regret is that I didn't teach my two children how to speak Spanish."

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"You help families focus on the future through their children."

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"If you mess up your children, nothing else you do really matters."

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"The amazing thing is that I'm sane. I'm not bitter. I'm not drugged out. I'm not broke. I'm still married to the same guy. My children don't hate me."

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"This is what happens when you are on the wrong side of 40. Young adults, who could be your children, are now working with you. I was playing their parents or mentor. I started to think: Oh, I am not part of that group any more."

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"Hell, I never vote for anybody, I always vote against."
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