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"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
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"No money is better spent than what is laid out for domestic satisfaction."
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"See money " currency - as the flow of energy and giving that cycles between you, others and me. Now let it flow kindly, fairly and mindfully."
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"Money should be ones demand and not command, one should not become a slave of Money because we made money to help us trade and not to make us, we're already made even without money."
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"Money, money, all is money! Could you write even a penny novelette without money to put heart into you? Invention, energy, wit, style, charm--they've all got to be paid for in hard cash."
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"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
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"Money is a handmaiden, if thou knowest how to use it; a mistress, if thou knowest not."
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"The price we have to pay for money is sometimes liberty."
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"Not obedience or feelings or respect, there is only one thing which people take seriously at all time and its "money"."
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"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
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