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"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
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"To make dollars from cents you have to have sense."
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"A drunkard would not give money to sober people. He said they would only eat it, and buy clothes and send their children to school with it."
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"Egoism and Money [Goddess of wealth; Lakshmi] are very much at odds [have great enmity]. There should be just enough egoism to accomplish one's work. Beyond that, any expanded egoism and money have great enmity. Money (Lakshmi) stays away from it."
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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."
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"When a fellow says, "It ain't the money but the principle of the thing," it's the money."
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"All about the fucking money... money... money... thinking it's for the good for your generation... but so far it's neither and for that and neither and for that... It's mostly for the worst of your generation and other's generations."
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"To give real service you must add something which cannot be bought or measured with money, and that is sincerity and integrity."
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"It is not important how much money you gave away. It is important what good it will do on the way."
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"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."
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"As a society we're always so quick and able to spend money on lawyers for someone for incarceration, but we don't make the corresponding commitment to the preventative components of it."
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
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