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"I can't tell you how much I love Target and Costco, that kind of culture, because it's something I never felt a part of. I've always felt like a tourist because I have never fit in anywhere."
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"I'm like the guy who prepares your taxes or a dentist. I'm very conservative and boring in a lot of ways."

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"I was on the cover of a lot of newspapers. I was on the cover of USA Today for every single day for a month. I was on the masthead, so I tend to get recognized a lot, and in weird places. It's always flattering, and it's always odd. It's always at the worst possible time."

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"I was in advertising for years. That was cushy, you know? It's pretty cushy in a lot of ways, but I hated it."
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