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"Dr. Johnson was a lazy learned man who liked to think and talk better than to read or write; who, however, wrote much and well, but too often by rote."

"When a man is wrapped up in himself, he makes a pretty small package."

"One should judge a man mainly from his depravities. Virtues can be faked. Depravities are real."
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"After coming into contact with a religious man I always feel I must wash my hands."
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"Love is a deception and a trap. Love is as big a myth that God sits with his flowing white beard in a throne and looks at us."


"If you cannot work on the marriage or the women is a moron, staying married and cheating makes the most sense because divorce is disruptive to the family life and your bank account."


"Even though marriage is doomed, if you turned it into a job you like and really work at it - it can be salvaged."


"I'm a crusader. I really believe in the First Amendment, and I use it fully, and I pay a price for that."


"Our photographs are filthier and our stories are more disgusting. We make no effort to be artistic."


"Married sex is like being awake during your own autopsy. It is root canal work without anesthetic."


"A self made man is a rarity and hated by the parasites that floated to fame thought their parents, relatives and contacts."
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