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"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal."
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"Government stimulates the democrat party."
Government
"I don't need equal time, I am equal time!"
Time
"Folks, the most insidious part of this whole health care scheme is that all of these vast medical expenditures will become nothing more than government budget items. We individuals will no longer exist. The relationship between a government and citizen will change forever."
Change
"The difference between Los Angeles and yogurt is that yogurt comes with less fruit."
Difference
"We can take this country back. All we need is to nominate the right candidate. It's no more complicated than that."
Country
"Obama's health care plan will be written by a committee whose head, John Conyers, says he doesn't understand it. It'll be passed by Congress that has not read it, signed by a president who smokes, funded by a Treasury chief who didn't pay his taxes, overseen by a Surgeon General who is obese, and financed by a country that's nearly broke. What could possibly go wrong?"
Health
"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"
Choice
"Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule."
Want
"We want everybody to succeed. You know why? We want the country to succeed, and for the country to succeed, its people - its individuals - must succeed."
People
"Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government."
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"I'm interested in playing old ladies because I am becoming one. And I want to become a very good one!"
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"Tampa's crazy... The ladies in Tampa come in all flavors. I felt like I was at Dairy Queen."
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"Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!"
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"Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies."
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"I have seen many ladies displaying different styles and different styles displaying ladies."
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"Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good."
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"Ghosts, like ladies, never speak till spoke to."
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"I know these jokes aren't great, ladies and gentlemen, see this is the problem you run into when you're between impeachments."
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"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before."
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