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"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal."
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"Ladies be seated, the party has only begun."
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"Ladies and gentlemen, I wish I had better news for you but we are facing a storm that most of us have feared. This is a threat that we've never faced before."
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"Obama had the audacity to say, 'I have unequivocally prohibited the use of torture by the United States.' Ladies and gentlemen, torture in the United States has always been illegal."
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"Parvesh Cheena is a real treat for the ladies."
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"Dressing up as decrepit old ladies, and even decrepit young ladies, was one of our staples."
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"Ladies and Gentleman, the Bronx is burning."
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"Mornin' ladies, my goodness don't you look happy. Must be cuttin' somebody up pretty good."
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"Ladies, just a little more virginity, if you don't mind."
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"Ladies be seated, and let's have a wonderful time!"
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"Ladies be seated, a laugh doesn't cost you a dime."
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"Obama is a statist. He's an authoritarian. He doesn't want to govern; he wants to rule."
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"Liberal Democrats are inexorably opposed to tax cuts, because tax cuts give people more power, and take away from the role of government."
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"No nation ever taxed itself into prosperity."
Nation


"Football is like life and I know life."
Life


"Ronald Reagan was the greatest president of the twentieth century."
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"Did you know that the White House drug test is multiple choice?"
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"I reject the notion that America is in a well-deserved decline, that she and her citizens are unexceptional. I do not believe America is the problem in the world. I believe America is the solution to the world's problems."
America


"If Thomas Jefferson thought taxation without representation was bad, he should see how it is with representation."
Thought


"The future is not Big Government. Self-serving politicians. Powerful bureaucrats. This has been tried, tested throughout history. The result has always been disaster. President Obama, your agenda is not new. It's not change, and it's not hope."
Change


"Will some reporter, or some Republican on the Sunday shows, please ask why tax cuts raid the non-existent Social Security Trust Fund but all the Democrats' new spending doesn't? Will someone please ask that?"
Trust
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