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"It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."
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"I don't want to write every week, it's too much trouble, and I shall only write when I want something. If you think I'm sick when I don't write, you can send for me to come and tell you."

"But generally speaking, I felt to engage in the political process was to sully oneself to such a degree that whatever came out wasn't worth the trouble put in."

"I only go to mass when somebody asks me, but when I get in trouble I call for a priest."

"If you don't fix latent failures in your system, you're asking for trouble."

"The trouble with jogging is that the ice falls out of your glass."

"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."

"I have always had a lot more trouble with my truths than with my deceits."

"The trouble with telling a good story is that it invariably reminds the other fellow of a dull one."
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"In Hollywood the woods are full of people that learned to write but evidently can't read. If they could read their stuff, they'd stop writing."


"There are three kinds of men. The one that learns by reading. The few who learn by observation. The rest of them have to pee on the electric fence for themselves."


"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."


"Alexander Hamilton started the U.S. Treasury with nothing, and that was the closest our country has ever been to being even."


"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."


"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
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