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"It isn't what we don't know that gives us trouble, it's what we know that ain't so."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
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"The trouble with young writers is that they are all in their sixties."
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"No untroubled day has ever dawned for me."
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"Most of us have trouble juggling. The woman who says she doesn't is someone whom I admire but have never met."
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"Segregation never brought anyone anything except trouble."
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"Any gifted child can potentially get in real trouble because of the way they are handled."
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"When trouble ends even troubles please."
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"Let what is irksome become habitual, no more will it trouble you."
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"The trouble with the dictionary is that you have to know how a word is spelled before you can look it up to see how it is spelled."
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"If you don't cast well, you can be in real trouble."
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"The trouble with normal is it always gets worse."
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