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Matt Groening

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."

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"As the bull market goes on, people who take great risks achieve great rewards, seemingly without punishment. It's like crime without punishment or sex without sin."

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"Neither sex, without some fertilization of the complimentary characters of the other, is capable of the highest reaches of human endeavor."

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"Sex and drugs and rock and roll."

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"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."

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"Sex appeal is not on purpose."

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"The best sex I have ever had was with my vibrator."

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"They are uncomfortable talking about sex because they don't want people to think they know about it."

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"It'd be like what would happen if Hollywood took over porno: 'If we keep their clothes on and they didn't have sex, we'd be able to sell it to a lot more people'."

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"By the way, you won't put that thing in about me wanting to have sex on a football pitch, will you?"

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