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Matt Groening

"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."

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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."

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"Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has full of evidences."

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"What most people in our culture mean by being lovable is essentially a mixture between being popular and having sex appeal."

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"When I attained a certain advanced intimacy with a man, and I don't just mean sex, I married him."

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"I have certain moral parameters that I do not cross in writing; I don't write about adultery or kids having premarital sex."

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