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"When the authorities warn you of the dangers of having sex, there is an important lesson to be learned. Do not have sex with the authorities."
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"No, we didn't shoot... in the ones that I did there were hardly any sex... there were suggestions of sex scenes but we never actually shot a sex scene as such."
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"The most unfair thing about sex is that men are almost always guaranteed an orgasm."
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"Sex drives the world and sex in on every human mind, be it a prophet or be it a saint, history has full of evidences."
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"If you insist upon fighting to protect me, or 'our' country, let it be understood soberly and rationally between us that you are fighting to gratify a sex instinct which I cannot share; to procure benefits where I have not shared and probably will not share."
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"Landscape is to American painting what sex and psychoanalysis are to the American novel."
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"But if our sex would but well consider and rationally ponder, they will perceive and find that it is neither words nor place that can advance them, but worth and merit."
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"Well, it's 15 years since Sex, Lies And Videotape, and if you hang around long enough you're having the same arguments with just a new set of people every few years and it gets boring."
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"Well, most grown-ups forget what it was like to be a kid. I vowed that I would never forget."
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