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"It's fine to have anal sex as long as you're not in high school."
"For lack of a better term, they've labeled me a sex symbol. It's flattering and it should happen to every bald, overweight guy."
"I wouldn't recommend sex, drugs or insanity for everyone, but they've always worked for me."
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"My obstetrician was so dumb that when I gave birth he forgot to cut the cord. For a year that kid followed me everywhere. It was like having a dog on a leash."
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
"She doesn't understand the concept of Roman numerals. She thought we just fought in world war eleven."
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
"I'm Jewish. I don't work out. If God had wanted us to bend over, He would have put diamonds on the floor."
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
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