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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
"Sex and obscenity are not synonymous. Obscene material is material which deals with sex in a manner appealing to prurient interest."
"It's that I'm 39. I feel hot and sexy, actually... I feel it inside myself. I don't feel dried up and tired and no longer interested in sex is what I'm trying to say."
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"A man can sleep around, no questions asked, but if a woman makes nineteen or twenty mistakes she's a tramp."
"I told my mother-in-law that my house was her house, and she said, 'Get the hell off my property.'"
"I blame my mother for my poor sex life. All she told me was 'the man goes on top and the woman underneath.' For three years my husband and I slept in bunk beds."
"Thank God we're living in a country where the sky's the limit, the stores are open late and you can shop in bed thanks to television."
"Yesterday is history, tomorrow is a mystery, today is God's gift, that's why we call it the present."
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