"Most of our ancestors were not perfect ladies and gentlemen. The majority of them weren't even mammals."

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"Americans are very friendly and very suspicious, that is what Americans are and that is what always upsets the foreigner, who deals with them, they are so friendly how can they be so suspicious they are so suspicious how can they be so friendly but they just are."

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"So in our pride we ordered for breakfast an omelet, toast and coffee and what has just arrived is a tomato salad with onions, a dish of pickles, a big slice of watermelon and two bottles of cream soda."

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"All of the books in the world contain no more information than is broadcast as video in a single large American city in a single year. Not all bits have equal value."

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"The American invasion did not succeed in Vietnam, and will never succeed in Iraq."

Mohammed Aldouri, Iraqi Politician

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"The only difference between the Bel Air of the '90s and the Bel Air of my childhood is that now the nannies are Latina instead of British, and the cars European instead of American."

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"American shows don't always translate, but this one has and speaking for myself I'm quite glad for it."

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"Before, we may have taken part in it without even thinking it was American Jewish, but in this case, I think, you have now perhaps pointed us in a direction of a new interest in this repertoire."

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"There is nothing wrong with America that cannot be cured with what is right in America."

William J. Clinton, American President

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"I'd cap the total amount of income taxes paid by Americans to no more than 25 percent and tax all income only once."

Cesar Conda, American Consultant

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"An Englishmen thinks seated; a Frenchmen standing; an American pacing, an Irishman, afterwards."

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"Consciousness itself is an infinite regress. This explains coincidences."

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"You know, I have found a new way to get high and stay spaced out for hours on end, and the government can't stop me... It's called senility."

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"The Right's view of government and the Left's view of big business are both correct."

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"There are gods, but there is no God; and all gods become devils eventually."

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"Every war results from the struggle for markets and spheres of influence, and every war is sold to the public by professional liars and totally sincere religious maniacs, as a Holy Crusade to save God and Goodness from Satan and Evil."

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"Size is not a reality, but a construct of the mind; and space a construct to contain constructs."

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"Horror is the natural reaction to the last 5,000 years of history."

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"All phenomena are real in some sense, unreal in some sense, meaningless in some sense, real and meaningless in some sense, unreal and meaningless in some sense, and real and unreal and meaningless in some sense."

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