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"Hawaii's the 50th state? I thought it was a suburb of Guam."
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"Who I am? Am I thinking?"

"It is too ordinary for us to think we are too ordinary. It is too unwise for us to think we are too wise. It is too sinful for us to think we are too sinful beyond pardon. It would be too unrighteous for us to think we are too righteous. There is always something we may think about, but let us think about something!"

"But I owe it to the subject to say, that it has long afforded me what philosophy is so often thought, and made, barren of - the fun of discovery, the pleasures of co-operation, and the satisfaction of reaching agreement."
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"North Dakota State. What do you have to do there to graduate? Milk a cow with your left hand?"

"If you're poor and you do something stupid, you're nuts. If you're rich and do something stupid, you're eccentric."
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