"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

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"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

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"Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay."

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Conan O'Brien, American Entertainer

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"Do not seek to find a reason why elections are not possible. Seek to make them possible, and they will be possible."

Ahmed Chalabi, Iraqi Statesman

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"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."

Rob Corddry, American Comedian

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"I know that elections must be limited only to those who understand that the Arabs are the deadly enemy of the Jewish state, who would bring on us a slow Auschwitz - not with gas, but with knives and hatchets."

Meir Kahane, American Clergyman

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"The Iraqi elections were an important first step."

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"I am planning to return and contest the October elections in Pakistan."

Benazir Bhutto, Pakistani Leader

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"I think the Democratic Party realizes, having lost two presidential elections, we need to do a better job of creating a farm team."

John Mahoney, English Actor

Elections, Job, Party

"The labour Party has lost the last four elections. If they lose another, they get to keep the liberal party."

Clive Anderson, English Entertainer

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"I am constitutionally competent to contest the elections."

Benazir Bhutto, Pakistani Leader

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"Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay."

"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani."

"Do not seek to find a reason why elections are not possible. Seek to make them possible, and they will be possible."

"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."

"I know that elections must be limited only to those who understand that the Arabs are the deadly enemy of the Jewish state, who would bring on us a slow Auschwitz - not with gas, but with knives and hatchets."

"The Iraqi elections were an important first step."

"I am planning to return and contest the October elections in Pakistan."

"I think the Democratic Party realizes, having lost two presidential elections, we need to do a better job of creating a farm team."

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