"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

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"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

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"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani."

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"I know that elections must be limited only to those who understand that the Arabs are the deadly enemy of the Jewish state, who would bring on us a slow Auschwitz - not with gas, but with knives and hatchets."

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"In New York, we had primary elections for mayor. To improve their chances, all five candidates changed their name to Rudy Giuliani."

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"I think the Democratic Party realizes, having lost two presidential elections, we need to do a better job of creating a farm team."

"Our elections are free, it's in the results where eventually we pay."

"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."

"The candidate out front on Labor Day has historically been the one who stayed ahead in November."

"I know that elections must be limited only to those who understand that the Arabs are the deadly enemy of the Jewish state, who would bring on us a slow Auschwitz - not with gas, but with knives and hatchets."

"I am constitutionally competent to contest the elections."

"Do not seek to find a reason why elections are not possible. Seek to make them possible, and they will be possible."

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