"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

Elections, Feeling, Reason, Right

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"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

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"Do you ever get the feeling that the only reason we have elections is to find out if the polls were right?"

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"I know that elections must be limited only to those who understand that the Arabs are the deadly enemy of the Jewish state, who would bring on us a slow Auschwitz - not with gas, but with knives and hatchets."

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"I think the Democratic Party realizes, having lost two presidential elections, we need to do a better job of creating a farm team."

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"Do not seek to find a reason why elections are not possible. Seek to make them possible, and they will be possible."

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"The candidate out front on Labor Day has historically been the one who stayed ahead in November."

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"In prehistoric times, mankind often had only two choices in crisis situations: fight or flee. In modern times, humor offers us a third alternative; fight, flee - or laugh."

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