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"My mother phones daily to ask 'Did you just try to reach me?' When I reply no she adds 'So if you're not too busy call me while I'm still alive ' . . . and hangs up."
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"Poverty is a mathematical proof of the fact that mankind is a big failure!"
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"Admire the efforts of a failure like you admire the beauty of a sunset."
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"Today's failure can teach us to prepare for the future."
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"Today's world is flooded with participation trophies. In an attempt to promote equality we have robbed our youth of the most growth-inducing aspect of competition, failing. If you want to be resurrected, you have to first be crucified. Everybody wants to be reborn, but no one is willing to die. Losing, in the context of whatever arena it may be, is a microcosmic death. When we learn from our failures and grow because of them, we are reborn."
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"For one to succeed, one must be a assured of failure."
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"Failure is not a single, cataclysmic event. You don't fail overnight. Instead, failure is a few errors in judgement, repeated every day."
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"If I look closely, my failures are less about my inadequacies and more about the fact that I channel my abilities into the wrong places."
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"A real failure does not need an excuse. It is an end in itself."
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"Crime and bad lives are the measure of a State's failure, all crime in the end is the crime of the community."
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"Failure is not an option, winning or learning are the options."
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"There is a thin line that separates laughter and pain, comedy and tragedy, humor and hurt."
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"When humor goes, there goes civilization."
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"Onion rings in the car cushions do not improve with time."
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"Like religion, politics, and family planning, cereal is not a topic to be brought up in public. It's too controversial."
Family
"Once you get a spice in your home, you have it forever. Women never throw out spices. The Egyptians were buried with their spices. I know which one I'm taking with me when I go."
Woman
"Most women put off entertaining until the kids are grown."
Woman
"It is not until you become a mother that your judgment slowly turns to compassion and understanding."
Family
"I was terrible at straight items. When I wrote obituaries, my mother said the only thing I ever got them to do was die in alphabetical order."
Family
"Guilt: the gift that keeps on giving."
Emotional
"Being a child at home alone in the summer is a high-risk occupation. If you call your mother at work thirteen times an hour, she can hurt you."
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