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"The news of any politician's death should be listed under "Public Improvements.""
Death

"In polite society one laughs at all the jokes, including the ones one has heard before."
Society

"A conservative is a fellow who thinks a rich man should have a square deal."
Conservative

"Ignorance is never out of style. It was in fashion yesterday, it is the rage today and it will set the pace tomorrow."
Fashion

"Get all the fools on your side and you can be elected to anything."
Fool

"A liberal is a man who will give away everything he doesn't own."
Liberal

"Nothing annoys a woman more than to have company drop in unexpectedly and find the house looking as it usually does."
Company

"Time is money, especially when you are talking to a lawyer or buying a commercial."
Time

"The way to a woman's heart is through your wallet."
Heart

"Preachers denounce sin as if it was available to everyone."
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"'Be faithful to your roots' is the liberal version of 'Stay in your ghetto.'"
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"The mind of the scholar, if he would leave it large and liberal, should come in contact with other minds."
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"Conservatives, despite their increasingly powerful presence on cable TV and talk radio, feel excluded and disregarded by the longstanding preponderance of liberal voices on public television."
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"The silent majority really is a liberal majority, even though the word liberal has taken a real beating over the last 20 years by radical conservatives."
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"A liberal mind is a mind that is able to imagine itself believing anything."
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"Yes, I'm of the old guard, liberal Republican."
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"I am certainly a liberal."
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"To have a liberal temperament is a kind of psychological boon, To be able to understand that someone you disagree with is not just a terrible creature but somebody with whom you disagree."
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"If you have always believed that everyone should play by the same rules and be judged by the same standards, that would have gotten you labeled a radical 60 years ago, a liberal 30 years ago and a racist today."
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"This liberal progressive agenda... is the antithesis of who we are as a constitutional republic."
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