"My act is based on my life."

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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."

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"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."

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"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

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"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."

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"My act is based on my life."

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"I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming."

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"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."

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"Will a loving God send a man to hell? The answer from Jesus and His teachings of the Bible is, clearly, “Yes!” He does not send man willingly, but man condemns himself to eternal hell because . . .he refuses God's way of salvation and the hope of eternal life with Him."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

Billy Graham, American Clergyman

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"There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises."

Terry Pratchett, English Author

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"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

Mehmet Murat ildan, Turkish Philosopher

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"Things past redress are now with me past care."

William Shakespeare, English Dramatist

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"Some parts of life are lived in the shadows where the only sunlight you feel is the light you pray for."

Richelle E. Goodrich, American Poet

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"Hate is hostility."

Lailah Gifty Akita, Ghanaian Author

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"Money isn't the solution to your problems. It only lets you carry your unhappiness around in style."

Shannon L. Alder, American Author

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"Collect memories, they are your precious property."

Debasish Mridha, American Author

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"A lot of stars don't have a sense of humor."

"The thing that bums me out about 'The Real World' is I don't want to believe that teenagers are that stupid."

"I love Mariah Carey. Remember the breakdown? I loved the breakdown."

"So yes, I say things I regret constantly, and I just can't help it."

"Well, my whole thing with gossip is I couldn't care less if it's true."

"I hate it, it is tedious... when I write for my act, it is very improvisational, I write bullet points, I cannot sit in front of a computer; that is not my style."

"The beauty about the D-list is that people who are on it probably don't know they are."

"My act is based on my life."

"I also love Mole, the unsung hero of reality programming."

"I'm also doing a special for Comedy Central called Autobiography. It's going to be a spoof of Biography."

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"Will a loving God send a man to hell? The answer from Jesus and His teachings of the Bible is, clearly, “Yes!” He does not send man willingly, but man condemns himself to eternal hell because . . .he refuses God's way of salvation and the hope of eternal life with Him."

"The condition you're in at this moment is the product of your previous thoughts, to change your condition, change your thoughts."

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"Instead of clinging to the only Lifeboat that can save, we have tossed overboard biblical truths in the name of [compromise], living on the edge of life, like the man who rides the parameter of a hurricane, daring it to sweep him away."

"There's one thing you can say for air pollution, you get utterly amazing sunrises."

"There is always a path to our target, the problem is to discover it!"

"Things past redress are now with me past care."

"Some parts of life are lived in the shadows where the only sunlight you feel is the light you pray for."

"Hate is hostility."

"Money isn't the solution to your problems. It only lets you carry your unhappiness around in style."

"Collect memories, they are your precious property."