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"We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off."
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"Children show scars like medals. Lovers use them as secrets to reveal. A scar is what happens when the word is made flesh."
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"Once you became associated with a children's show, you're finished."
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"I've been in a serious conversation with one of my children, and a fan has come up. I've been in a public bathroom and had the hand come under the stall with a paper and pen. That sort of thing anybody can live without."
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"Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception."
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"The best lesson we can teach our children is to have fun. It's infectious, it's contagious."
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"Dachshunds are ideal dogs for small children, as they are already stretched and pulled to such a length that the child cannot do much harm one way or the other."
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"Children should neither be seen or heard from - ever again."
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"And I think in your 40s, you land a little bit, physically and mentally, you arrive at a place where you feel you've learned some stuff. Having children at that point meant I had something very useful to do for the next 20 years."
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"I cannot tell you what it means when children recognize. This is about the third generation for me. And when kids that small recognize me, it really pleases me, very gratifying."
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"Marriages don't last. When I meet a guy, the first question I ask myself is: is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?"
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"Children always assume the sexual lives of their parents come to a grinding halt at their conception."
Children
"Life is like a box of sardines and we are all looking for the key."
Life
"Cancer, like any other illness, is a bore."
Cancer
"Those who have known the famous are publicly debriefed of their memories, knowing as their own dusk falls that they will only be remembered for remembering someone else."
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"We were put to Dickens as children but it never quite took. That unremitting humanity soon had me cheesed off."
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"I'm all in favour of free expression provided it's kept rigidly under control."
Control
"I've never seen the point of the sea, except where it meets the land. The shore has a point. The sea has none."
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"Your whole life is on the other side of the glass. And there is nobody watching."
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"We started off trying to set up a small anarchist community, but people wouldn't obey the rules."
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"Were we closer to the ground as children, or is the grass emptier now?"
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