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"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."
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"The telephone, which interrupts the most serious conversations and cuts short the most weighty observations, has a romance of its own."
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"It's strange that words are so inadequate. Yet, like the asthmatic struggling for breath, so the lover must struggle for words."
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"While we look to the dramatist to give romance to realism, we ask of the actor to give realism to romance."
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"You will always be loved, and you will always be in love with love. A grande passion is the privilege of people who have nothing to do."
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"The word 'romance,' according to the dictionary, means excitement, adventure, and something extremely real. Romance should last a lifetime."
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"I left her in the forest of Arden, I shall find her in an orchard in Verona."
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"Romance is everything."
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"If I call him back here," Cooper whispered in her ear, "will you crawl up my body again?"
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"They dream in courtship, but in wedlock wake."
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"For me, romance isn't an over-the-top act. It's someone offering to help and to support me. Or if that person thinks I'm making the wrong decision, he'll tell me. I want him to be honest, because being that honest takes a lot of guts."
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"It's like our country is being run by a bunch of bad alcoholic dads right now."
Being
"I mean, all alternative comedy is are comedians that have being doing it for so long, for so long, that they were relaxed enough to start becoming personal on stage."
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"I had a romance novel inside me, but I paid three sailors to beat it out if me with steel pipes."
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"Yeah, there were a few years in the early nineties where I really began to hate what was valued as funny and just sort of what was valued in stand-up, period."
Funny
"I mean, the death in the late eighties and early nineties really shook out a lot of hacks. The pond just sort of dried up for a lot of really bad comedians."
Death
"I think right now is the best time for stand-up, ever. I sincerely do."
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"George Bush is not stupid. He's evil. OK? There's a huge difference between stupid and evil."
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"If you hit a midget on the head with a stick, he turns into 40 gold coins."
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"I think I realized it was an art form at the beginning, but it took me a really long time before I was able to view what I was performing myself as an art form."
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"I hate all sidekicks."
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