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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"When I sing, trouble can sit right on my shoulder and I don't even notice."
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"It's so hard to know what to do when one wishes earnestly to do right."
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"He must not laugh at his own wheeze: a snuff box has no right to sneeze."
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"Your gut is always right."
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"You see, I was born in the slums, that was before the ghetto. The ghetto was kind of refined; the slums was right there on the ground."
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"I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state."
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"You can be arrested and not charged. You can be arrested and have no right to counsel."
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"If I feel the part is right, and I know that the producers and the director want me, I'd go for broke. Always."
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"Any professional knows that the flute and the piano is a boring combination. All you've got to arrive at is a kind of typical gestural crap, right? You might agree, though you wouldn't call it gestural crap."
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"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"All I know is just what I read in the papers, and that's an alibi for my ignorance."
Ignorance
"Why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as well as prohibition did, in five years Americans would be the smartest race of people on Earth."
People
"There's no trick to being a humorist when you have the whole government working for you."
Government
"Being a hero is about the shortest-lived profession on earth."
Being
"There is nothing so stupid as the educated man if you get him off the thing he was educated in."
Man
"It's not what you pay a man, but what he costs you that counts."
Man
"One-third of the people in the United States promote, while the other two-thirds provide."
People
"You can't say civilization don't advance... in every war they kill you in a new way."
War
"If advertisers spent the same amount of money on improving their products as they do on advertising then they wouldn't have to advertise them."
Money
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