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"Even though you are on the right track - you will get run over if you just sit there."
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"Advertising is the art of convincing people to spend money they don't have for something they don't need."
Art
"If you make any money, the government shoves you in the creek once a year with it in your pockets, and all that don't get wet you can keep."
Government
"Instead of giving money to found colleges to promote learning, why don't they pass a constitutional amendment prohibiting anybody from learning anything? If it works as good as the Prohibition one did, why, in five years we would have the smartest race of people on earth."
Money
"The movies are the only business where you can go out front and applaud yourself."
Business
"Take the diplomacy out of war and the thing would fall flat in a week."
War
"So let's be honest with ourselves and not take ourselves too serious, and never condemn the other fellow for doing what we are doing every day, only in a different way."
Day
"There is no more independence in politics than there is in jail."
Politics
"Chaotic action is preferable to orderly inaction."
Action
"Everything is funny, as long as it's happening to somebody else."
Funny
"People are getting smarter nowadays; they are letting lawyers, instead of their conscience, be their guide."
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"Three times during the show the drums are lifted over the audience - I go up and out, right, left and back."
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"He ended it. He just said he didn't - he - well, what he said was that he didn't feel it was right, and you know, I mean that's - because he ended it, he'd probably have to be the one to answer that."
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"I grew up in Danville, Illinois, right in the middle of the state."
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"I've known what it is to be hungry, but I always went right to a restaurant."
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"I think the Clintons are brilliant. I've never met a person as intelligent as Bill, and I think Hillary is right up there with him. They're too smart for Washington."
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"You can talk about anything if you go about it the right way, which is never malicious."
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"So to me, fat just seems to be right to the point and the most descriptive way to say it."
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"It infuriates me to be wrong when I know I'm right."
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"Stand, you've been sitting much too long, there's a permanent crease in your right or wrong."
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"I never played the right roles, or very rarely got the right roles offered, except on stage."
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