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"Money cannot buy you love. But it sure can buy you things that some people will love you for having."

"The Bible does not say money is the root of all evil; it says the love of money is the root of all kinds of evil. A poor man who, in his heart, worships the idea of being rich is more vulnerable to its evils than a rich man who has a heart to use it all for the Lord."

"A drinker has a hole under his nose that all his money runs into."

"Put not your trust in money, but put your money in trust."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."

"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."

"Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage."

"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."

"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
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