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"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
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"You have to come in on a professional level to make it, otherwise you just can't get into rap."
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"I think that rap is narrative, when it's done right."
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"I don't have to put out another rap record. I can do it at my casual pace."
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"I think stuff on the radio is mostly good, but it's just not what I'm into. I'm not into rap metal."
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"I haven't done rap... I can't do that too well."
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"If I could rap, that would be a sensation, but I can't, you see, I'm just a Caucasian."
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"And to turn it into rap wasn't too difficult besides just rhymin' the last words of each line."
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"I was a metalhead and then I was into the rap and then I was a metalhead again."
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"The sky, the sky beyond the door is blue."
Sky
"If I were but a man who would be tall, I would be me."
Man
"I can't sprinkle sprinkles on. I lose control when I have sprinkles. I'm shaky. I still remember the great sprinkle accident of 1982."
Control
"I'd rather drive the yellow brick road, you wouldn't happen to know of a rental car place around."
Car
"I'm going to buy some green bananas because by the time I get home they'll be ripe."
Home
"If I were as much of a man as my woman, I'd be my wife."
Wife
"The first rule to living in America is 'Stop tap dancing, you fool!'."
America
"You know, I've got a confession to make myself. I'm not really a priest, I've just got my shirt on backwards."
Confession
"Never trust sheep."
Trust
"What do I do when we're not taping? Sit in a dark room and refine my plans for someday ruling Earth from a blimp. And chess."
Chess
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