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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
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"Among those people lucky enough, if you will, to have actually been brought to trial as a political prisoner, several historians have said there has not been one acquittal since the Bolshevik Revolution."
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"The worst kind of lying I've ever done is keeping things from people."
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"It is often said that the magnitude of a people is measured by their ability to know how to win."
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"Like it or not, the people of Arkansas sent me to Washington to represent them in this great body."
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"People are essentially red meat. They are."
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"The revolution is like a vessel filled with the pulsating heartbeat of millions of working people."
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"I met with people who are already very angry with the tribunal."
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"Lots of people talk to animals... Not very many listen, though... That's the problem."
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"The people of our state will no longer tolerate advocates of treason."
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"It's got to do with putting yourself in other people's shoes and seeing how far you can come to truly understand them. I like the empathy that comes from acting."
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"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
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"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
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