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"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
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"Often people display a curious respect for a man drunk, rather like the respect of simple races for the insane... There is something awe-inspiring in one who has lost all inhibitions."
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"It is not true that people are naturally equal for no two people can be together for even a half an hour without one acquiring an evident superiority over the other."
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"There are only two kinds of people who are really fascinating - people who know absolutely everything, and people who know absolutely nothing."
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"Do you genuinely love people? Or at least make an effort to like them? Your first impressions will be made easier and more successful when you start with your heart."
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"People do not understand what a great revenue economy is."
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"People don't want their lives fixed. Nobody wants their problems solved. Their dramas. Their distractions. Their stories resolved. Their messed cleaned up. Because what would they have left? Just the big scary unknown."
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"People will not remember what you did for living,they will remember how you touched them with kindness and loving."
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"Most people die of a sort of creeping common sense, and discover when it is too late that the only things one never regrets are one's mistakes."
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"The real problem is not why some pious, humble, believing people suffer, but why some do not."
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"I can remember only a few of the strange and curious words now dead but living and spoken by the English people a thousand years ago."
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"My ancestors wandered lost in the wilderness for forty years because even in biblical times, men would not stop to ask for directions."
Men
"To listen to your own silence is the key to comedy."
Comedy
"Wouldn't it be great if you could only get AIDS by giving money to television preachers?"
Money
"When the sun comes up, I have morals again."
Morals
"Ever notice that Soup for One is eight aisles away from Party Mix?"
Party
"When women are depressed, they eat or go shopping. Men invade another country. It's a whole different way of thinking."
Men
"I've never been married, but I tell people I'm divorced so they won't think something's wrong with me."
People
"I'm just a person trapped inside a woman's body."
Body
"You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little potbelly and a bald spot."
Man
"The Vatican is against surrogate mothers. Good thing they didn't have that rule when Jesus was born."
Mother
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