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"I don't know how this company got the name National Shakespeare Company, because it was literally like retards employing retards."
Company

"I learned more about elections on election night 2000 than I ever did during my 16 years of schooling."
Elections

"Ethanol is, in its pure form, just as much of a sham as oil."
Oil

"I remember saying in college that I would never do commercials."
College

"I remember interviewing someone I actually felt bad for, and therefore didn't want to take an ironic stance against him. It actually turned out to be a really funny piece."
Funny

"It's like every day I'm born anew, without Jesus."
Day

"Why should I be feeling tension? It's The Daily Show."
Feelings

"People want other people to know that they share our sensibility even if they're not exactly sure what that sensibility is."
People

"I want to manufacture a feud."
Want

"If people see me in some sort of niche, then that's fine. As long as it's not The Naked Guy, I don't care."
People
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"Ah! Beautiful Paris! Where smiles bloom on stone."
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Personal Development

"Don't talk about heaven if you've never been to Bali."
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Personal Development

"The traveler knows the grace of travel."
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Personal Development

"Without travels, our existence, our memories, our literature, our dreams, our everything would be very poor, very boring, very limited!"
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Personal Development

"Everywhere, I am welcome, I will stay there."
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Personal Development

"The traveler sees what he sees, the tourist sees what he has come to see."
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Personal Development

"This is flight 121 to Los Angeles. If your travel plans today do not include Los Angeles, now would be the perfect time to disembark."
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"Beautiful places are almost alive! When you visit them, you can feel their breaths!"
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"London is a roost for every bird."
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"I have found out that there ain't no surer way to find out whether you like people or hate them than to travel with them."
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