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"If an army of monkeys were strumming on typewriters, they might write all the books in the British Museum."
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"As many will remember, a respected Army Corps economist filed a whistleblower complaint about the Corps' use of faulty data to justify lock and dam expansion."
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"At 21, I discovered repression and injustice. The army would shoot students with real bullets."
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"With this announcement today, the Army has made it clear what we have known all along - that Fort Riley is truly the crown jewel of the United States Army."
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"At the end of the day, though, the band members have to be strong. It's down to the individuals in the unit. Listen to me, I'm talking like I'm in the army and this is my squadron."
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"The responsibility of commanding the invasion fell to me, and the task was assigned to my Army Group."
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"Two armies that fight each other is like one large army that commits suicide."
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"The prosperity of a nation requires the protection of a senate. Hereafter a national senate may require the protection of a national army."
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"I had a tremendous horror of going into the Army. That is probably why I went to college for so long."
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"It's almost worth having been in the army for the joy your freedom gives you."
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"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Dying
"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
Money
"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Body
"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
Cure
"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
Order
"It's all in the mind, you know."
Mind
"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."
God
"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Marriage
"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
Thought
"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Singing
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