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"With this announcement today, the Army has made it clear what we have known all along - that Fort Riley is truly the crown jewel of the United States Army."
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"Critics are sentinels in the grand army of letters, stationed at the corners of newspapers and reviews, to challenge every new author."
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"Over all our happy country - over all our Nation spread, Is a band of noble heroes - is our Army of the Dead."
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"My vocation is more in composition really than anything else - building up harmonies using the guitar, orchestrating the guitar like an army, a guitar army."
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"The sergeant is the Army."
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"Welcome to the Salvation Army. I've never been associated with an offense so nice about giving the ball away."
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"Of all those in the army close to the commander none is more intimate than the secret agent; of all rewards none more liberal than those given to secret agents; of all matters none is more confidential than those relating to secret operations."
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"From their point of view, I had gone too far. I had to disappear. That is to say, if the Algerian army had not overthrown me, others would have done so."
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"When I lost my rifle, the Army charged me 85 dollars. That is why in the Navy the Captain goes down with the ship."
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"Our army is composed of the scum of the earth - the mere scum of the earth."
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"All I ask is the chance to prove that money can't make me happy."
Money


"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."
Order


"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."
Singing


"It's all in the mind, you know."
Mind


"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."
Body


"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."
Money


"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."
Marriage


"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."
Dying


"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."
Thought


"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."
Cure
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