"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

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"Critics are sentinels in the grand army of letters, stationed at the corners of newspapers and reviews, to challenge every new author."

Henry Wadsworth Longfellow, American Poet

Army, Challenge, Letters, Newspapers

"Of all those in the army close to the commander none is more intimate than the secret agent; of all rewards none more liberal than those given to secret agents; of all matters none is more confidential than those relating to secret operations."

Sun Tzu, Chinese Philosopher

Army, Liberal

"My vocation is more in composition really than anything else - building up harmonies using the guitar, orchestrating the guitar like an army, a guitar army."

Jimmy Page, British Musician

Army, Building, Guitar, Vocation

"Welcome to the Salvation Army. I've never been associated with an offense so nice about giving the ball away."

Hayden Fry, American Coach

Army, Giving, Salvation

"Military police is very timely for our army."

Vladimir Zhirinovsky, Russian Politician

Army, Military, Police

"I was a Navy officer writing about Navy problems and I simply stole this lovely Army nurse and popped her into a Navy uniform, where she has done very well for herself."

James A. Michener, American Novelist

Army, Navy, Problems, Writing

"All through the night, like the tumult of a river when it races between the cliffs of a canyon, in my sleep I could hear the steady roar of the passing army."

Richard Harding Davis, American Journalist

Army, Night, Sleep

"I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep."

Charles Maurice de Talleyrand, French Diplomat

Army, Sheep

"We are all proud of having thus contributed to the heretofore magnificent successes of our army."

Gustav Krupp, German Businessman

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"I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else."

Bill Mauldin, American Cartoonist

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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

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"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

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"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."

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"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

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"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

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"Critics are sentinels in the grand army of letters, stationed at the corners of newspapers and reviews, to challenge every new author."

"Of all those in the army close to the commander none is more intimate than the secret agent; of all rewards none more liberal than those given to secret agents; of all matters none is more confidential than those relating to secret operations."

"My vocation is more in composition really than anything else - building up harmonies using the guitar, orchestrating the guitar like an army, a guitar army."

"Welcome to the Salvation Army. I've never been associated with an offense so nice about giving the ball away."

"Military police is very timely for our army."

"I was a Navy officer writing about Navy problems and I simply stole this lovely Army nurse and popped her into a Navy uniform, where she has done very well for herself."

"All through the night, like the tumult of a river when it races between the cliffs of a canyon, in my sleep I could hear the steady roar of the passing army."

"I am more afraid of an army of 100 sheep led by a lion than an army of 100 lions led by a sheep."

"We are all proud of having thus contributed to the heretofore magnificent successes of our army."

"I'm convinced that the infantry is the group in the army which gives more and gets less than anybody else."

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"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

"For ten years Caesar ruled with an iron hand. Then with a wooden foot, and finally with a piece of string."

"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

"I shook hands with a friendly Arab. I still have my right arm to prove it."

"Money can't buy you happiness but it does bring you a more pleasant form of misery."

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

"My Father had a profound influence on me. He was a lunatic."

"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."

"It's all in the mind, you know."

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."