"How long was I in the army? Five foot eleven."

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"The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange."

Desi Arnaz, American Actor

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"Colonialism is known in its primitive form, that is to say, by the permanent settling of repressive foreign powers, with an army, services, policies. This phase has known cruel colonial occupations which have lasted 300 years in Indonesia."

Ahmed Ben Bella, Algerian Politician

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"The Army was my bread and butter."

Brian Lumley, English Writer

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"With this announcement today, the Army has made it clear what we have known all along - that Fort Riley is truly the crown jewel of the United States Army."

Jim Ryun, American Athlete

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"I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen."

Norman Wisdom, English Comedian

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"Tis not seasonable to call a man traitor, that has an army at his heels."

John Selden, English Statesman

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"As a consequence of the terms of the Treaty of Versailles, the officer corps of the old army became part of this class, as did that part of the younger generation who, in the old Germany, would have become officers or civil servants."

Gustav Stresemann, German Politician

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"If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army."

Casey Stengel, American Athlete

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"We lived on the Key West Army Base. Key West for me was a tropical island paradise."

Gloria Swanson, American Actress

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"I joined the Army and was sent to the MIT radiation laboratory after a few months of introduction to electromagnetic wave theory in a special course, given for Army personnel at the University of Chicago."

Jack Steinberger, American Physicist

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"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

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"The way the Army does things is sometimes a little strange."

"Colonialism is known in its primitive form, that is to say, by the permanent settling of repressive foreign powers, with an army, services, policies. This phase has known cruel colonial occupations which have lasted 300 years in Indonesia."

"The Army was my bread and butter."

"With this announcement today, the Army has made it clear what we have known all along - that Fort Riley is truly the crown jewel of the United States Army."

"I've been extremely lucky having been in the army when I was a boy of fourteen."

"Tis not seasonable to call a man traitor, that has an army at his heels."

"As a consequence of the terms of the Treaty of Versailles, the officer corps of the old army became part of this class, as did that part of the younger generation who, in the old Germany, would have become officers or civil servants."

"If you're so smart, let's see you get out of the Army."

"We lived on the Key West Army Base. Key West for me was a tropical island paradise."

"I joined the Army and was sent to the MIT radiation laboratory after a few months of introduction to electromagnetic wave theory in a special course, given for Army personnel at the University of Chicago."

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"I have the body of an eighteen year old. I keep it in the fridge."

"Money couldn't buy friends, but you got a better class of enemy."

"I'm not afraid of dying I just don't want to be there when it happens."

"Is there anything worn under the kilt? No, it's all in perfect working order."

"It was a perfect marriage. She didn't want to and he couldn't."

"I thought I'd begin by reading a poem by Shakespeare, but then I thought, why should I? He never reads any of mine."

"And God said, 'Let there be light' and there was light, but the Electricity Board said He would have to wait until Thursday to be connected."

"I spent many years laughing at Harry Secombe's singing until somebody told me that it wasn't a joke."

"It's all in the mind, you know."

"A sure cure for seasickness is to sit under a tree."