top of page
.png){kind=small}
More
"I tell women not to believe everything they read about fashion."
Author Name
Personal Development
"There was never yet fair woman but she made mouths in a glass."
Author Name
Personal Development
"After all, what is your host's purpose in having a party? Surely not for you to enjoy yourself; if that were their sole purpose, they'd have simply sent champagne and women over to your place by taxi."
Author Name
Personal Development
"There is one thing women can never take away from men. We die sooner."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Genteel women suppose that those things do not really exist about which it is impossible to talk in polite company."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Chandler's the guy everybody thinks will do well with women, but he thinks too much and says the wrong thing."
Author Name
Personal Development
"Aren't women prudes if they don't and prostitutes if they do?"
Author Name
Personal Development
"The real ornament of a woman is her character, her purity."
Author Name
Personal Development
"But what of black women?... I most sincerely doubt if any other race of women could have brought its fineness up through so devilish a fire."
Author Name
Personal Development
"A sexual revolution begins with the emancipation of women, who are the chief victims of patriarchy, and also with the ending of homosexual oppression."
Author Name
Personal Development
More
"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
Woman
"Women complain about PMS, but I think of it as the only time of the month when I can be myself."
Time
"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."
Agreement
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
Anger
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Heart
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
War
"I consider myself to be a pretty good judge of people... that's why I don't like any of them."
People
"I was completely nuts for most of my life."
Life
"I hate every human being on earth. I feel that everyone is beneath me, and I feel they should all worship me. That's what I told my kids. I think I must have been Adolf Hitler in a past life."
Life
"A guy is a lump like a doughnut. So, first you gotta get rid of all the stuff his mom did to him. And then you gotta get rid of all that macho crap that they pick up from beer commercials. And then there's my personal favorite, the male ego."
Mom
bottom of page