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"Single women have a dreadful propensity for being poor. Which is one very strong argument in favor of matrimony."
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"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his."
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Personal Development
"The faces of most American women over thirty are relief maps of petulant and bewildered unhappiness."
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"Whether they give or refuse, it delights women just the same to have been asked."
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"You can find women who have never had an affair, but it is hard to find a woman who has had just one."
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"The Cause of Women is generally the Cause of Virtue."
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"What, sir, would the people of the earth be without woman? They would be scarce, sir, almighty scarce."
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"Aristotle maintained that women have fewer teeth than men; although he was twice married, it never occurred to him to verify this statement by examining his wives' mouths."
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"I was never very interested in boys - and there were plenty of them - vying with one another to see how many famous women they would get into the hay."
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"Every woman is just a different kind of problem."
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"Women should try to increase their size rather than decrease it, because I believe the bigger we are, the more space we'll take up, and the more we'll have to be reckoned with."
Woman
"I was completely nuts for most of my life."
Life
"As a housewife, I feel that if the kids are still alive when my husband gets home from work, then hey, I've done my job."
Home
"My hope is that gays will be running the world, because then there would be no war. Just a greater emphasis on military apparel."
War
"There's a lot more to being a woman than being a mother, but there's a hell of a lot more to being a mother than most people suspect."
Mother
"Experts say you should never hit your children in anger. When is a good time? When you're feeling festive?"
Anger
"The thing women have yet to learn is nobody gives you power. You just take it."
Woman
"I figure that if the children are alive when I get home, I've done my job."
Home
"The quickest way to a man's heart is through his chest."
Heart
"My husband and I didn't sign a pre-nuptial agreement. We signed a mutual suicide pact."
Agreement
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