"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."

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Friedrich Nietzsche, German Philosopher

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"The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble."

Henry Miller, American Author

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William Petty, English Economist

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"If women are supposed to be less rational and more emotional at the beginning of our menstrual cycle when the female hormone is at its lowest level, then why isn't it logical to say that, in those few days, women behave the most like the way men behave all month long?"

"The skilful employer of men will employ the wise man, the brave man, the covetous man, and the stupid man."

"It is not the man who has too little, but the man who craves more, that is poor."

"No lying knight or lying priest ever prospered in any age, but especially not in the dark ones. Men prospered then only in following an openly declared purpose, and preaching candidly beloved and trusted creeds."

"'Evil men have no songs.' How is it that the Russians have songs?"

"From the happy expression on their faces you might have supposed that they welcomed the war. I have met with men who loved stamps, and stones, and snakes, but I could not imagine any man loving war."

"The man who looks for security, even in the mind, is like a man who would chop off his limbs in order to have artificial ones which will give him no pain or trouble."

"Some men don't gel when it comes to work - you have different work ethics, different opinions, different points of views, different methods of filmmaking - and we didn't gel."

"What distinguishes the majority of men from the few is their ability to act according to their beliefs."

"I hope no man takes what I said about the living and dieing of men for mathematical demonstration."

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"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."

"Her hat is a creation that will never go out of style; it will just look ridiculous year after year."

"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."

"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."

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"A committee is a group of the unprepared, appointed by the unwilling to do the unnecessary."