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"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
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"Many men are contemptuous of riches; few can give them away."
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"Men exist for the sake of one another."
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"A man should be upright, not be kept upright."
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"In order that all men may be taught to speak the truth, it is necessary that all likewise should learn to hear it."
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"Let no such man be trusted."
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"When a man is out of sight, it is not too long before he is out of mind."
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"We must conceive of this whole universe as one commonwealth of which both gods and men are members."
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"Opposition may become sweet to a man when he has christened it persecution."
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"There are but very few men clever enough to know all the mischief they do."
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"Live as brave men; and if fortune is adverse, front its blows with brave hearts."
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"I learned law so well, the day I graduated I sued the college, won the case, and got my tuition back."
College
"Hanging is too good for a man who makes puns; he should be drawn and quoted."
Man
"I don't want to own anything that won't fit into my coffin."
Want
"A conference is a gathering of people who singly can do nothing, but together can decide that nothing can be done."
People
"During the Samuel Johnson days they had big men enjoying small talk; today we have small men enjoying big talk."
Men
"If I could get my membership fee back, I'd resign from the human race."
Race
"Life, in my estimation, is a biological misadventure that we terminate on the shoulders of six strange men whose only objective is to make a hole in one with you."
Men
"A telescope will magnify a star a thousand times, but a good press agent can do even better."
Press
"Hollywood is a place where people from Iowa mistake each other for stars."
Mistake
"Most of us spend the first six days of each week sowing wild oats; then we go to church on Sunday and pray for a crop failure."
Failure
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