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Tim Vine

"You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox."

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"You see I'm against hunting, in fact I'm a hunt saboteur. I go out the night before and shoot the fox."

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"I am turned into a sort of machine for observing facts and grinding out conclusions."

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"The mind is the limit. As long as the mind can envision the fact that you can do something, you can do it, as long as you really believe 100 percent."

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"Attitudes are more important than facts."

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"Facts and Facts, very useful once out there and there!"

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"The fact that Eddie Vedder likes to play 3 hour plus shows a night, I have to be ready for that."

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"We did an episode where she goes out to get a job and she gets fired because she's not good. They hire a babysitter to help out and she finds out she hates the fact that the kids have more fun with the sitter than her."

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Amber Hurdle

"When I was an undergraduate I had very badly annotated editions of Shakespeare's sonnets, all of which left out the important fact that will has a sexual sense in Shakespeare's sonnets."

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Amber Hurdle

"The fact that we don't keep repeating tests in the same arena is not because the probability of the hypothesis showing its falsity in other arenas goes up after it has passed tests in one arena."

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Amber Hurdle

"The verbal interpretation, on the other hand, i.e. the metaphysics of quantum physics, is on far less solid ground. In fact, in more than forty years physicists have not been able to provide a clear metaphysical model."

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Amber Hurdle

"The United Nations is a mess, riddled with scandals. In fact, the U.N. itself is a scandal."

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