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Jonathan Carroll

"Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?"

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"Women are always complaining about men's fascination with breasts. But what if men were absolutely indifferent to breasts? What would women do then with these things that serve one function once or twice in a lifetime, and the rest of the time are just in the way?"

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"Following the war in Europe a large increase of European immigration to the United States is to be expected, of which the largest part is and always has been made up of men skilled in farming."

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"Men use thought only as authority for their injustice, and employ speech only to conceal their thoughts."

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"Of all the men that have run for president in the twentieth century, only George McGovern truly understood what a monument America could be to the human race."

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"Most of the people who get sent to die in wars are young men who've got a lot of energy and would probably rather, in a better world, be putting that energy into copulation rather than going over there and blowing some other young man's guts out."

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"Give every man thy ear, but few thy voice."

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"You have not converted a man because you have silenced him."

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"He who hates vice hates men."

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"Man is the only kind of varmint sets his own trap, baits it, then steps in it."

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"Researchers have found very little difference between men and women in terms of the amount of time spent gossiping."

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"Every man is surrounded by a neighborhood of voluntary spies."

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"Even the handsomest men do not have the same momentary effect on the world as a truly beautiful woman does."
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"When I was in college, I was the editor of the literary magazine and insisted neither the editors nor the writers be specifically identified-only our student numbers appeared on the title page. I love that idea and still do."
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"There's almost always a point in a book where something happens that triggers the rest of the plot."
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"May this house stand until an ant drinks the ocean and a tortoise circles the world."
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"Both young children and old people have a lot of time on their hands. That's probably why they get along so well."
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