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"The country has become much more conservative, partly because it's been taken over by the religious right."
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"But I came from a conservative Republican background."
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"I didn't know I was a conservative when it didn't matter to me growing up."
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"The healthy stomach is nothing if it is not conservative. Few radicals have good digestions."
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"Conservation is an American value, and it is lacking from this bill."
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"I'm pretty middle-of-the-road. There are some issues I'm more conservative on."
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"The president does not have any obligation to make a consensus appointment here. What the president's obligation is, is to pick a judicial conservative, and I believe that's what he's gonna do."
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"I came to Washington with a pledge to be a fiscally conservative."
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"A man who has both feet planted firmly in the air can be safely called a liberal as opposed to the conservative, who has both feet firmly planted in his mouth."
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"A conservative is someone who believes in reform. But not now."
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"The reason that conservative talk radio works is because there is an audience for it."
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"Clinton left the White House with all the class of an XFL halftime show."
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"Fame has sent a number of celebrities off the deep end, and in the case of Michael Jackson, to the kiddy pool."
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"Iraq now says that it will, after all, destroy its missiles. President Bush said, 'Please, I used to pull the same trick. There'd be an intervention, I'd make a big show of pouring out the liquor and then there was a case under the floorboards.'"
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"The Bible looks like it started out as a game of Mad Libs."
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"It's all been satirized for your protection."
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"Everything that used to be a sin is now a disease."
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"I do think the patriotic thing to do is to critique my country. How else do you make a country better but by pointing out its flaws?"
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"Kids. They're not easy. But there has to be some penalty for sex."
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"Men are only as loyal as their options."
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"To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that."
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