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Bill Maher

"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"

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"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"

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"We have the Bill of Rights. What we need is a Bill of Responsibilities."

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"It's all been satirized for your protection."

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"The jury could get the case as early as next week, but the defense says they just want to introduce one last-minute load of crap."

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"I think capital punishment works great. Every killer you kill never kills again."

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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."

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"I think flying planes into a building was a faith-based initiative. I think religion is a neurological disorder."

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"Let's make a law that gay people can have birthdays, but straight people get more cake - you know, to send the right message to kids."

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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"

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"The Clinton White House today said they would start to give national security and intelligence briefings to George Bush. I don't know how well this is working out. Today after the first one Bush said, 'I've got one question: What color is the red phone?'"

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"I never thought I'd say this, what Obama needs in his personality is a little George Bush."

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