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Bill Maher

"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"

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"Let's face it; God has a big ego problem. Why do we always have to worship him?"

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"I know nothing of God or the Devil. I have never seen a vision nor learned a secret that would damn or save my soul."

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"There's too much tendency to attribute to God the evils that man does of his own free will."

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"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

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"If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent Him."

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"God, our genes, our environment, or some stupid programmer keying in code at an ancient terminal - there's no way free will can ever exist if we as individuals are the result of some external cause."

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"White... is not a mere absence of colour; it is a shining and affirmative thing, as fierce as red, as definite as black... God paints in many colours; but He never paints so gorgeously, I had almost said so gaudily, as when He paints in white."

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"What I did was take the Jesus of the Gospels, the Son of God, the Son of the Virgin Mary, and sought to make Him utterly believable, a vital breathing character."

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"A lot of good has come from drugs. I think 'Penny Lane' is worth 10 dead kids. Dark Side of the Moon is worth 100 dead kids. Because a lot of kids wouldn't even be born if it weren't for that album, so it evens out."
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"To me a real patriot is like a real friend. Who's your real friend? It's the person who tells you the truth. That's who my real friends are. So, you know, I think as far as our country goes, we need more people who will do that."
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"Religion, to me, is a bureaucracy between man and God that I don't need."
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"Suicide is man's way of telling God, "You can't fire me - I quit.""
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"Things aren't right. If a burglar breaks into your home and you shoot him, he can sue you. For what, restraint of trade?"
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