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Billy Connolly

"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."

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"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."

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"Can a mortal ask questions which God finds unanswerable? Quite easily, I should think. All nonsense questions are unanswerable."

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"Without the Mind, there is no God. Without you, there is no God."

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"A man can no more diminish God's glory by refusing to worship Him than a lunatic can put out the sun by scribbling the word, 'darkness' on the walls of his cell."

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"All God does is watch us and kill us when we get boring. We must never, ever be boring."

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"Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn, my God do you learn."

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"I learned that the purpose of the Twelve Steps is to do the will of God."

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"If honest of heart and uprightness before God were lacking or if I did not patiently wait on God for instruction, or if I preferred the counsel of my fellow-men to the declarations of the Word of God, I made great mistakes."

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"I hope in God, I pray on, and look yet for the answer. They are not converted yet, but they will be."

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"When the gods wish to punish us they answer our prayers."

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"We were constantly hearing it repeated, that we must never again look upon ourselves as our own; but must remember, that we were solemnly and irrevocably devoted to God."

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"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."
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"I have been made redundant before and it is a terrible blow; redundant is a rotten word because it makes you think you are useless."
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