top of page
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly

"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."

Standard 
 Customized
"It seems to me that Islam and Christianity and Judaism all have the same god, and he's telling them all different things."

Exlpore more God quotes

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"I still held fast to my determination to become a minister; it still seemed to me that that was my duty. I had pledged myself, in my prayers I had given my word to God. How could I therefore break my vow?"

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"Man's sin is in his failure to live what he is. Being the master of the earth, man forgets that he is the servant of God."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"God's most lordly gift to man is decency of mind."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"I gave in, and admitted that God was God."

God,
Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"The Seventh Day Adventist Church believes that it was specially chosen by God to prepare the world for the Second Coming of His Son Jesus."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"At a certain stage in his evolution, man himself had been able to lay hold upon a higher order of things, which raised him above the level of the beasts that perish, and enabled him to see, at least in the distance, the shining towers of the City of God."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"God, George Bush makes me want to slash my wrists. He's so embarrassing I have to leave the room when he's on the news. What a monkey."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"Space is the stature of God."

Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"When God sneezed, I didn't know what to say."

God,
Quote_1.png
Akiroq Brost

"I tried not to make God this big deal in Joan's life. She treats God like a friend: she's nice to him some days, and other days mean, and then cries when she needs help."

Explore more quotes by Billy Connolly

Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"I've always wanted to go to Switzerland to see what the army does with those wee red knives."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"Never trust a man, who when left alone with a tea cosey... Doesn't try it on."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"I think my securities far outweigh my insecurities. I am not nearly as afraid of myself and my imagination as I used to be."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"The only time I would like to see was the 20s and 30s in America because I love the music and the style and the optimism, I wanted to see New York being built. I wanted to see all that, you know."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"I don't believe in angels and I have trouble with the whole God thing. I don't want to say I don't believe in God, but I don't think I do. But I believe in people who do."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"I'm a citizen of the world. I like it that way. The world's a wonderful. I just think that some people are pretty badly represented. But when you speak to the people themselves they're delightful. They all want so little."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"I don't have wild dogs chasing people with scripts away from my door. I get my share. I've done okay. But I usually do independent stuff because that's mostly what I'm offered."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"My parents used to take me to the pet department and tell me it was a zoo."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"There are two seasons in Scotland: June and Winter."
Quote_1.png
Billy Connolly
"Marriage is a wonderful invention: then again, so is a bicycle repair kit."
bottom of page