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"It's a funny thing about life; if you refuse to accept anything but the best, you very often get it."
"The most exciting phrase to hear in science, the one that heralds new discoveries, is not 'Eureka!' but 'That's funny...'"
"Stealing, you'll go far in life. Actually, there is something funny about getting away with it."
"It's the cushiest job, but some lines are so funny that I crack up."
"When something is truly funny, it's funny all the time."
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"Nobody is going to be as bad for free thinking, right-minded individuals than George Bush."
"There were a number of referendums in '98 that most of the things I voted for passed. That's very satisfying when you feel that most of the country is in step with your views."
"It's not about trying to be funny all the time. It's more of a document that hopefully is funny."
"We should just get somebody from the left and the right and they should all throw bumper stickers at each other and the first one to cover the other one wins."
"I hate bumper stickers, you can't sum anything up. All you do is paint yourself in some caricaturist corner."
"Occasionally I'll watch Fox News for as long as I can tolerate it, or CNN. I'll watch until I get infuriated, but you got to know what they're talking about and what they're not talking about."
"I went to a bunch of marches in New York and Washington, and you know I believe in the cause, but to march with those people takes a lot of compromise on my end."
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