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"I've been lucky enough to do a few films that will last longer than an opening weekend and those films are the ones I'm proud of."
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"When you're young, you should live out every weekend. Even if you look like a scarecrow, you just gotta go!"
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"I've been lucky enough to do a few films that will last longer than an opening weekend and those films are the ones I'm proud of."
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"There aren't enough days in the weekend."
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"The problem is, we elected a manager and we need a leader. Let's face it: Bush is just dim."
Management

"I was in a bar and I said to a friend, 'You know, we've become those 40-year-old guys we used to look at and say, 'Isn't it sad?'"
Friendship

"I don't care. Charlton Heston is the head of the National Rifle Association. He deserves whatever anyone says about him."
Care

"The hardest thing is trying not to correct everything on the Internet. It'd be night and day - wrong, wrong, wrong, wrong. So you just have to say, 'All right, I'll take it, bring it on.'"
Day

"But I'm kind of comfortable with getting older because it's better than the other option, which is being dead. So I'll take getting older."
Being

"After doing One Fine Day and playing a pediatrician on ER, I'll never have kids. I'm going to have a vasectomy."
Day

"I grew up in the world of bad television, on my dad's sets and then as a young schmuck on dating shows and so on."
Dating

"They say I was a bad Batman, that it was my fault, that I buried the franchise. But the truth is, it was a big project. I was pretty intimidated in that world. I did the best I could in the situation I was given."
Truth

"You make a lot of films, do you? You make a lot of films yourself? Yeah, I'd like to see you make a film first before you get to talk about it. What a jerk."
Film

"I don't like to share my personal life... it wouldn't be personal if I shared it."
Life
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