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"If you don't scare the neighbors while copulating, I'm afraid you're doing something terribly wrong."
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"I know a lot about birds and bees, but I don't know very much about the birds and the bees. Everything I do know I had to teach myself on the Internet, because I don't have anyone to ask. For example, I know that you give someone a blowjob by putting your penis in their mouth."
"I stay neutral with homosexuality, I neither support nor condemn it. But if people are happy with it we must not interfere."
"Some women have been faking orgasms for so long that they sometimes fake one when they are masturbating."
"Of all the sexual aberrations, chastity is the strangest."
"There is no such thing as "vaginal orgasm vs. "clitoral orgasm. The entire ring of tissues that surrounds the vaginal opening is connected to the clitoris by nerves and blood vessels. Ultimately all these tissues together are responsible for the female orgasm. This entire erogenous zone is often referred to as the "ring of fire."
"The second orgasm has a biblical connotation."
"When a culture oppresses women, and all do to one degree or another, it isn't convenient to acknowledge that there are women who like submission in bed or who have fantasies about rape. Masochistic fantasies damage the case for equality, and even when they are seen as the result of a "sick society," the peculiarity of our sexual actions or fantasies is not easily untangled or explained away. The ground from which they spring is simply too muddy. Acts can be controlled, but not desire. Sexual feeling pops up, in spite of our politics."
"Heterosexuality is the enjoyment with fear, the pleasure with responsibility and the lust with concerns."
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"Some people are street-smart, some people are book-smart, but most people are just dumber than dirt."
"You guys gotta get a license to drive a Geo, but any doofus with a few good swimmers can be a father."
"Generally, men are superior in the areas of heavy lifting, where there's a past only by pachyderms and building cranes. Beyond that, I believe any right-thinking thinking will see that women have the indisputable advantage."
"The theory of relativity doesn't amount to a hill of beans when there's a bonfire in your shorts."
"Marriage is like a toothbrush. It starts out smooth and gets kind of prickly towards the end."
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