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"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."
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""Think simple" as my old master used to say - meaning reduce the whole of its parts into the simplest terms, getting back to first principles."
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"A little simplification would be the first step toward rational living, I think."
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"If you wish to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first invent the universe."
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"The first is last, and the last is first."
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"We were engaged three-and-a-half weeks after the first date."
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"I think worship is a lifestyle, first of all."
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"In Braille you write your flat sign first and then your note."
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"I think Col. North is first a U.S. citizen and he has the same rights as you yourself do, sir."
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"This is certainly not the first case in which a merger approved in one place hasn't gone through in the other. There was a case last year where the merger between two EU companies was approved here and blocked in the U.S."
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"Well, first, I didn't kill Dr. King."
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"They liked me so long as the liquor flowed at my house, but I haven't seen any of them around lately."
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"You never heard of a comedy team that didn't fight, did you?"
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"They disallowed this and disallowed that, and now I can't even get my head above water!"
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"Now, on the St. Louis team we have Who's on first, What's on second, I Don't Know is on third."
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"Well, I always had a chauffer, because I have never driven a car in my life. I still can't drive."
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"It gets so boring at home. After all, how many reruns of Abbott and Costello movies can a guy watch on television?"
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"That's why so many stars are making pictures in Europe today. The tax guys are making thieves out of everybody."
Europe

"Sitting at home the way I do, I'd just love the hear from people. It'd be a great help in passing the time."
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