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"I don't regret anything I ever do or say. I don't like to live my life being censored. I like to say what I feel, and I think people respect that because you're honest."

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"My acting is still being recognized for the fact that I wasn't nominated."

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"I just came into my own sexuality at thirty. I don't think it's something you can deeply experience at 18 or any time before that."

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"I've always said I want a farmer, not a hunter. Hunters go for the kill and they move on. A farmer nurtures; he watches things grow."

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"To be with the same person for the rest of your life just sounds so drab."

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"So, I'm the Eighth Wonder of the World. It's flattering and very, very funny."

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"I find it a turnoff whenever men aren't into some kind of sport. And, no, video games don't count. I dated a guy who was into video games, and I wanted to shoot myself."

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"I think what destroys Hollywood marriages is our work schedule, not so much infidelity."

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"There's no amount of money that would make me decide something for a career."

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