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Wilson Mizner

"I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'"

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"I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'"

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"I'm not too good at lying still in the sun."

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"See that you buy the field where the Pearl is; sell all, and make a purchase of salvation. Think it not easy: for it is a steep ascent to eternal glory: many are lying dead by the way, slain with security."

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"I wouldn't abandon nobody. I would be lying if I said I was just talking to everybody."

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"If you're lying, you're lying."

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"Anyone of my generation who tells you he hasn't 'done Brando' is lying."

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"If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying."

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"Euphemism is a euphemism for lying."

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