top of page
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner

"I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'"

Standard 
 Customized
"I know of no sentence that can induce such immediate and brazen lying as the one that begins, 'Have you read - .'"

Exlpore more Lying quotes

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I wouldn't abandon nobody. I would be lying if I said I was just talking to everybody."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"If you had told me I'd be making 62 tomorrow, I'd say you were lying."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"If you're lying, you're lying."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I knew when I grew up, I always wanted to be a liar, and if you're in television, you're lying because you're just pretending to be yourself much like I'm doing now."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"I'm not too good at lying still in the sun."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"See that you buy the field where the Pearl is; sell all, and make a purchase of salvation. Think it not easy: for it is a steep ascent to eternal glory: many are lying dead by the way, slain with security."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"There's no point in lying saying I am doing really, really well because I'm not; I'm cult level."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Euphemism is a euphemism for lying."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"The sexual deviance - I'd be lying if I said I didn't miss that; but we do have hints of it but in a more psychological way and therefore more human way, arguably. Or certainly to the extent that the animated series takes that sexuality."

Quote_1.png
Amber Hurdle

"Every performer who ever performed in rock and roll or even close to it is lying if they tell you that they weren't influenced in some way or another by Elvis Presley. He turned the world around."

Explore more quotes by Wilson Mizner

Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"Gambling: The sure way of getting nothing for something."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"The best way to keep your friends is not to give them away."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"In the battle of existence, Talent is the punch; Tact is the clever footwork."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"All anger is not sinful, because some degree of it, and on some occasions, is inevitable. But it becomes sinful and contradicts the rule of Scripture when it is conceived upon slight and inadequate provocation, and when it continues long."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"The first hundred years are the hardest."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"Life's a tough proposition, and the first hundred years are the hardest."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"God help those who do not help themselves."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"Most hard-boiled people are half-baked."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"If you count all your assets you always show a profit."
Quote_1.png
Wilson Mizner
"I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education."
bottom of page